I have never been one for the skinny model types, or rather, had good luck with them ( and had couple of ex-wives to prove it ). I prefer women ‘of substance’ – physically, spiritually, and emotionally.Beauty isn’t measured by whether a woman’s a size 6 or 12.They older a men gets, the more he realizes what real beauty is. Too bad it take us men so long to figure that out.
I still won’t answer the " Does this outfit make my butt look big ?" question, however !
Careful, Gweedo. Freedom of speech only extends to those who agree with its self-appointed arbiters. Orwell’s fourth maxim from “1984”: Intolerance is Diversity.
I never called anyone by their last name, unless it was preceded by a title, namely “Mr.” or “Mrs.” Otherwise I would get disciplined by my parents. That is surprising that Elly refers to the man she has married as “Patterson”.
When people Divorce, all sorts of “Family Secrets” become public knowledge..Including These. Lynn Johnson stated publicly that she and Rod divorced because he had a Girlfriend on the side and he admitted it to her.
In my son’s class, there were four boys, including him, who had the same first name. (We thought we were original!)The boys called each other by their last names, and so did the teacher. Nobody bothered with the middle name because two of the boys had the same middle name too! What a coincidence.
Baarorso almost 9 years ago
He WOULD have to have a BIG BUTT joke in mind already doesn’t he? Ellie DOES know him and she does know him quite well! ;-D
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Baby Got Back
crabbear almost 9 years ago
I see nothing wrong at all with a nice round butt!!!
VIVA LA BUTT!!!!!
Linguist almost 9 years ago
I have never been one for the skinny model types, or rather, had good luck with them ( and had couple of ex-wives to prove it ). I prefer women ‘of substance’ – physically, spiritually, and emotionally.Beauty isn’t measured by whether a woman’s a size 6 or 12.They older a men gets, the more he realizes what real beauty is. Too bad it take us men so long to figure that out.
I still won’t answer the " Does this outfit make my butt look big ?" question, however !
MIHorn Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I wouldn’t want any “all nighters” or much of anything else from a spouse who used passive-aggressive “humor” like John does.
Guilty Bystander almost 9 years ago
Careful, Gweedo. Freedom of speech only extends to those who agree with its self-appointed arbiters. Orwell’s fourth maxim from “1984”: Intolerance is Diversity.
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
John likes her hind end.I can tell that because I see he’s playing pocket pool.
USN1977 almost 9 years ago
I never called anyone by their last name, unless it was preceded by a title, namely “Mr.” or “Mrs.” Otherwise I would get disciplined by my parents. That is surprising that Elly refers to the man she has married as “Patterson”.
shadyguy almost 9 years ago
I have seen some meat loaf that Alpo would have improved!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JanLC almost 9 years ago
No, the reason they are divorced is that Rod cheated. Repeatedly.
zeimetr almost 9 years ago
iT’S HARD TO RESIST A GOOD STRAIGHT LINE LIKE THAT!
hippogriff almost 9 years ago
USN1977It is not unheard of, Molly always called Fibber McGee (as did most everyone else). Usually limited to two syllables, though.
route66paul almost 9 years ago
The old safe standby, “Yes, dear”, is a bad answer. Is there nowhere we can be safe? I just pretend that I can’t hear the question.
Baarorso almost 9 years ago
You kight say that John’s rematk was “nipped in THE BUTT”! ;)
Tantor almost 9 years ago
HA HA!
bookworm0812 almost 9 years ago
Wow. LOL. She really DOES have eyes on the back of her head!
Tarredandfeathered almost 9 years ago
When people Divorce, all sorts of “Family Secrets” become public knowledge..Including These. Lynn Johnson stated publicly that she and Rod divorced because he had a Girlfriend on the side and he admitted it to her.
Dragoncat almost 9 years ago
And the Dragoncat Award for Best Song Reference goes to……Comicsssfan!!! LOL!
JennyJenkins almost 9 years ago
In my son’s class, there were four boys, including him, who had the same first name. (We thought we were original!)The boys called each other by their last names, and so did the teacher. Nobody bothered with the middle name because two of the boys had the same middle name too! What a coincidence.
K M almost 9 years ago
Hey, Ellie, you gave him the straight line!