Garfield by Jim Davis for December 09, 2015

No, I think it’s peanut brittle that gets stuck in your teeth; fruit cake gets stick in your colon I’m sure.

Fruitcake only ever gets stuck in the garbage, as far as I’m concerned.

Either way is very painful.

The only fruitcake i could tolerate was my father-in-law’s. He mad wonderful, moist, tasty fruitcake. Sadly, he died in 1998.

“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.”―Johnny Carson

I disagree. There is only some traditional fruitcake I do not like and some I do.

What’s wrong with having Christmas carols stuck in your head?

10th annual Fruitcake Festival in my tiny town of 600 this weekend! We dress up to the theme (Comic Con this year) and bring homemade “fruit cakes” (cakes with various fruits including fresh pears or apples), often decorated with lights! With our Fruitcake King, live MC and band, eggnog and a light supper provided by our newly opened Co op, the lovely old historic hall is packed wall to wall for a great evening!

Um…can you even bite one? Well the one we have has been in the freezer for a few years. We take it out this time of year as a decorative doorstop.

This is the reason for Dr Demento’s Christmas shows.

JO, fruitcake gets stuck in ones teeth when it is hit off the ice and you scream because you are between it and the goal.

Fruitcake? Yuck!

If I want to eat either fruit or cake, I’ll eat them separately thank you.xxx

It’s just no fun if the annoying Christmas Carol is only stuck in one mind! Everyone should have it!

There are some fruitcakes out there that could derail a freight train !

Impossible — there’s no fruitcake that’s ever been eaten

Q: Why don’t politicians like fruitcake?

A: They don’t want to be accused of cannibalism.

No you’re stuck in his belly

Could be worse…TripleDent Gum will make you smile…

uh… then why arent you in his teeth?