Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2015

The great Toilet Face Off of 2015.

Today’s background music: “When Johnny Comes Marching Home.”

Monitor and Virginia. Come on, use the actual name. I blame Northern newspapers of the day for this. And keep in mind I live in New England.

A cat in the water ??? Especially with Cybil.

I don’t even want to know how Snuffles got his/her/its toilet in the same bathroom as Guard Duck’s toilet.

An odd arrangement of commodes. In Europe, an altogether more civilized place, one of those commodes would instead be a bidet.

Hey you guys Hammy needs some T.P. could you send a roll over to the Hedge ?

This gives a new twist to the term “pipe him aboard.”

Say it isn’t so, Mr. Snuffles!How could you and L’il Guard Duck have had a falling-out?No! These hostilities must cease. Neutral Peacekeepers (with blue helmets, of course) must mark off a ceasefire line between you two while negotiations get under way.No Great Toilet Wars in our lifetime!

So what exactly did they fight about? Whether to fold or crumple? Which way to hang the roll? I need to know which one to side with if Steph is going to keep this going.

It’s another example of the old truism – the winner gets to write history.

: )

At least, the bathroom’s a good place to be if you want to weigh anchor.

Back in the day my best “naval” engagement was with a belly dancer!

Belly-rina girl, you are so lovely!

All you need is love…..https://screen.yahoo.com/love-toilet-000000389.html

Someone forgot to put the seat down. This means WAR!

Maybe that bathroom is the site of a Cialis commercial

porcelain-clads?

It’s a…[wait for it]… A Game Of Thrones!

Yea!!! Mr. Snuffles is finally back!! Need more of him!

Go CAT 7 DUCK NAVY!

if there’s 2 toilets in there, why didn’t cartoon boy use it before it was occupied by mr. snuffles? unless he was afraid guard duck would put holes in the rear flank

One tin soldier…….flushed away.

Toilet humour?

xxx

This would not be happening if they had to pass a background check prior to purchasing those cannons. Good news is they appear to be in conformance with California law.

Next thing ya know two mushroom clouds appear in the distance.

They’re going to blow the @$#& out of each other!

Communal toilets? So you can catch up with your pal while doin’ your business