The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 21, 2015

Hope she learns not to push it.

I’ve never been like that and I don’t understand it

As a man, the one thing I will not tolerate is attempts to manipulate me.

Looks like Shelia add a year or two while we weren’t looking.

I always tell my wife that we have to leave a half hour earlier than is necessary. It usually works pretty well.

Sorry Toby.

Don’t fight it, Toby. Resistance is futile.

My ex would take his hower first, then dawdle so that I was left with 10 minutes to get ready. Then complain. And complain. And complain. Another reason why he’s the EX.

You could have told her that you would leave her ticket at the box office, but your solution was probably the best.

That’s you told, Toby!

xxx

I was born ON my due date. I still don’t like to be late. Would rather arrive a bit early and read for a while than to be late.

Those women! You know how they are. Always late. Always manipulating men. Why would anyone want to be around one? They’re so annoying. It only makes sense to treat them like crap. They’re untrustworthy, alien beings.

sigh

Men are also late, and women also stress about being late.

Well, I guess we won’t have the party since no one is here on time. I’ll call your dad to pick you up and call everyone else to cancel.

Or even more fun: I’ll be setting up the LAN/game server so we can do some good gaming tonight. I’ll text all the guys and have them bring their machines.

On time, prepared and ready to go to the reservations!

If we need to leave at 7 I tell my wife 6:45. It usually works.