Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 23, 2015

nice rear-view mirror decorative dice, Marigold

I’m trying not to picture Marigold undergoing a vehicle emissions test.

Nice wheels, Marigold!

I wouldn’t go as A car. I’d go as THE Car

How many horsepower is one unicorn worth?

Okay, then…I’ll just have to rethink my costume… ;(

What are the odds?

She should have a little yellow sign that says “Phoebe on Board”.

I think it says “UNIQORN”…

Actual saw bumpersticker I saw once, “My Other Car Is A Unicorn.”

VERY clever: an impressionistic auto — fuzzy dice, license plate and four wheels. Too cute!!!!

I see now.

Nice set of wheels.

Where do you fill ’er up?

Do we know that Marigold knows how to roller skate? Could be funny…!

“Please do not touch my bumper.”

I just hope she doesn’t backfire when accelerating.

Phoebe: “‘Look at me! I’m a snooty-butt unicorn who loves herself but is highly insecure!’”

Marigold: “That is not true!”

Phoebe: “April 1st, 2016.”

Marigold: “But, as of the time of this strip, that story did not even happen then!”

Phoebe: “The definition of who you are is literally spelled out on your butt.”

Marigold: “It is on a vanity plate!”

Phoebe: “Naturally.”

Suddenly, the song Cars by Gary Numan comes to mind! :)