Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 13, 2015

I wanna run for High Unicorn in that case :)

Ohhh, I sense comedy GOLD here if Phoebe were to actually win this thing.

It will only take two votes to get a landslide and L-S-H has taken a shine to her too! Uh! Oh! indeed!Let the high drama, and splendiferous japes ensue…

So meaningless that you can vote for people that aren’t even citizens of the Unicorn Society?

And if Phoebe wins?

I’m pretty sure Phoebe will win, somehow.

Then again, not many unicorns will vote for someone other than themselves (so it’s a really strange election process, doesn’t it always end in a draw?). It may be a draw as usual.

Unless Lord Splendid Humility votes for Phoebe too, for some reason.

Hmm…

Marigold is a rebeld.

Awwwwwwwww.

I don’t think Phoebe is in a position to run a strong anti-immigrant platform.

Me too Unicorn.

Well, the pundits keep telling us this is the Year of the Outsider.

but what if Lord Splended Humility did the same thing. Phoebe will be like Jesse Ventura. A lot of voters voted for him because they thought no one else would

I think LSH is too humble to vote. That would be a statement that his opinion counts.

I want to be a High Unicorn. Or high enough to think I’m one.

Now we need Marigold to do her impression of either Flavor Flav or Chuck D with “Fight the Power” in the background.

That leg placement in last panel, reminds me of something, but what….

A real friend gives to charity in your name. Your BEST friend uses your friendship as a tool to fight the establishment. :D

I know Marigold is supposed to be pumping her hoof like a fist, but the angle is a little bit compromising. Do you not see?

Wouldn’t it be funny if Phoebe were to actually become President of Unicorn Land, or whatever it’s called? :D

That’s an interesting gesture to make when describing the destruction of a current political structure, Marigold