Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 15, 2015

Cliff’s might actually work better on most people. It tells them how much they need exercise instead of making them feel good about how much they do.

If Pam gets in even better shape, she’ll knock out men on sight.

It has a competitor called FatBit.

I get plenty of exercise. I walk to my car every morning.

And 976 X 10 to the 500th power calories ingested by him.

“UnfitBit Nit hit!”

The things he eats are UnfitBites.

And when he goes to the bathroom, he uses a, uh, never mind.

I got one for my Cat.. It’s called a Kit Bit.Now I know how many hours she sleeps a day..16.

I’d get an UnFitBit, but you burn calories looking at its screen.

Many folks could use a twitbit.

UnfitBit…someone might already have created it.

That’s a lot closer to my speed!