“I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?’ Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.”
— Marcus Cole, (as played by Jason Carter) Babylon 5
geedee: there used to be a theory called “continuous creation,” which postulated that the universe is expanding but in a steady state because matter is being constantly created to fill in the gaps produced by its expansion. However, the theory fell into obscurity because nobody could identify the point at which this new matter was appearing out of nothing. Now we know: it’s Winky’s spleen.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
margueritem over 14 years ago
Poor Winky….that kid needs something happy in his life, besides a new spleen once a week.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Feel the burn, Winky! Your luck has indeed changed… It got worse.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
With Dr. Mel helping you out, Winky, you might die before you need another spleen. How’s that for good luck?
WillardMBaker over 14 years ago
Fried spleen. Tastes just like chicken.
runar over 14 years ago
“I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, ‘what if life were fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?’ Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.”
— Marcus Cole, (as played by Jason Carter) Babylon 5
GeeDee Premium Member over 14 years ago
If there is a finite number of spleens in the universe, Winky is in big trouble.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Life’s unfair. Be happy you don’t get what you deserve. What if JOE is right and there is a here after? Oh Oh!
wicky over 14 years ago
Oops!
mancocapac over 14 years ago
Maybe your luck will change tomorrow.
Chrisnp over 14 years ago
I think housekeeping should be notified that there are scorpion pits on the space station.
rustyraby Premium Member over 14 years ago
Babylon 5 could have used a giant scoprion pit now and then.
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
geedee: there used to be a theory called “continuous creation,” which postulated that the universe is expanding but in a steady state because matter is being constantly created to fill in the gaps produced by its expansion. However, the theory fell into obscurity because nobody could identify the point at which this new matter was appearing out of nothing. Now we know: it’s Winky’s spleen.
mamajock over 14 years ago
I think what Winky needs to do is sneak into the lab some night and use a few of the inventions on Dr. Mel…
stuart over 14 years ago
US Army is using heat ray in Afganistan:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/10646540
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Winky, is your last name Murphy by any chance?
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
Want to change your luck, Wink? Grab that heat ray and roast Dr. Mel.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
I don’t work on the R. U. Sirius so my luck seems to be holding steady.
Dkram over 14 years ago
Gloom, despair, and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive misery. If it weren’t for bad luck I’d have no luck at all. Gloom, despair, and agony on me.
HEE HAW! \\//_
Shantikami over 14 years ago
Spleen flambee! That can’t be good.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Everyone knows that t’Winkys are indestructible…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
The spleen, however, is highly destructible.
Kaero over 14 years ago
Whaaa-haaa-haaa-ha!
ahem
‘Scuse me.
SamuelMeasa over 3 years ago
Cloning Lab, We’re going to need another Winky.