No problem. We just observe a few and interpolate. 89% of them are projected to have done something disqualifying during the past year, so they’re off the list. 10% of them have one or more parents who said one or more times, “That Trump has a point.” They’re out. (Christmas is real Biblical. Santa visits punishment on several generations for sins like that.) That leaves 1%, and leaving them anything would expose them to discrimination by the others, so the best gift is nothing at all. So Santa can stay home and get high and do some grilling. Here, Blitzen.
Farside99 about 9 years ago
Yeah, I got a great deal on coal this year, so I cut back on the toys.
whiteheron about 9 years ago
If I do this thing for you Santa, someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.
g.iangoodson about 9 years ago
Calvin’s evil Santa? See today’s Calvin and Hobbes.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago
No problem. We just observe a few and interpolate. 89% of them are projected to have done something disqualifying during the past year, so they’re off the list. 10% of them have one or more parents who said one or more times, “That Trump has a point.” They’re out. (Christmas is real Biblical. Santa visits punishment on several generations for sins like that.) That leaves 1%, and leaving them anything would expose them to discrimination by the others, so the best gift is nothing at all. So Santa can stay home and get high and do some grilling. Here, Blitzen.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
He’s making a list, checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty or…