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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2015
December 08, 2015
December 10, 2015
Transcript:
Woman in blue: You have the right to remain obtuse. Anything you opine can, and more than likely will, offend me.
Caption: Miranda's reading of the media rights.
Door reads: Editorial Dept.
You know, the last time I read the Constitution and itâs amendments, I didnât see anywhere that I was prohibited from offending anyone; nor does the government have the right to prevent me from offending anyone.
Democracy is tough. It would work far better with a more rational, reasonable, intelligent population. According to a Gallup Poll: More than four in 10 Americans continue to believe that God created humans in their present form 10,000 years ago, a view that has changed little over the past three decades. How can we expect to make informed decisions as a people if so many of us are that ignorant of and/or hostile to science?
The TV news media, at least has managed to turn the San Bernadino alleged terrorist attack into a reality TV show, According to them nothing else happened in the world for several days.
Funny how we see the right just the way they see us; in a constant state of faux outrage. They have as much, or more political correctness to be offended.
I am not offended by editorials. What we all should be offended about is editorial agendas impressed on pseudo-reporters so that the news is filtered. Kind of like the pseudo- scientists in Bolder, Colorado that changed historical data to match a particular theory of oceans rising.
Once upon a time I could send a copy of this to my local evening paper but now that does not exist and the morning paper is afraid of alienating whatâs left of the reading public.OTOH I am offended by the milquetoast approach.
I canât imagine where you got the idea that Sharia law got anything from Leviticus.
Sharia applies not only to Muslims but also those who donât believe, and ensures that those who nonbelievers who live among believers have very few rights. Muslims believe that Sharia was either given directly by Allah, or was written by his prophet.
Levitus pertains to the Levites, the original priestly clan among the ancient Jews, and deals with how to follow the rules of the covenant for Jews only. It contains a lot of instructions for the priests on how to make sacrifices on behalf of the people under various circumstances and does contain directions to the people themselves. It was never meant to be used against those who do not profess Judaism.
Argythree about 9 years ago
Solution for the Mirandaâs of the world: just donât read stuff that you figure will offend you. Easy peasyâŠ
Varnes about 9 years ago
I hate the rightâŠ.
Wallythe2 about 9 years ago
Miranda, take a good look at yourself in the mirror⊠You are pretty offensive all on your own⊠the media doesnât have to say anything..
tahoeh2o about 9 years ago
She needs a fruit hatâŠ
pelican47 about 9 years ago
Miranda puts a lot of effort in finding ways to get offended.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
You could put FOX News on the door and it would still work.Universality is the key to humor.
WBBear about 9 years ago
Burbankâs law of the mediaâŠ..âYour right to know supersedes your right to existâ.
derdave969 about 9 years ago
Iâll bet Miranda goes to Yale.
tripwire45 about 9 years ago
College kids getting offended again. Take a time out in your safe place.
Beleck3 about 9 years ago
the âMy way or Elseâ church of My Version of God. lol. fear doth overrule!
Dr_Zinj about 9 years ago
You know, the last time I read the Constitution and itâs amendments, I didnât see anywhere that I was prohibited from offending anyone; nor does the government have the right to prevent me from offending anyone.
johndifool about 9 years ago
Synch with Calvin and Hobbes today.
palos about 9 years ago
Strange how many of the comments concern the messenger rather than the message.
dabugger about 9 years ago
It is that âmy religion is right; you have no rightsâ. I am offended.
loner34 about 9 years ago
Donât ya just LOVE people who go out of their way to be offended. ~
StCleve72 about 9 years ago
Democracy is tough. It would work far better with a more rational, reasonable, intelligent population. According to a Gallup Poll: More than four in 10 Americans continue to believe that God created humans in their present form 10,000 years ago, a view that has changed little over the past three decades. How can we expect to make informed decisions as a people if so many of us are that ignorant of and/or hostile to science?
Kveldulf about 9 years ago
At first I thought Miranda was one of THEM. Then I realized that MY KIND of people is chock-full of Mirandas.
dflak about 9 years ago
The TV news media, at least has managed to turn the San Bernadino alleged terrorist attack into a reality TV show, According to them nothing else happened in the world for several days.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 9 years ago
Miranda has the makings for editorial writing.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly about 9 years ago
Oddly enough, they donât really care.
Al Nala about 9 years ago
Serves her right; some like to be offended.
kaffekup about 9 years ago
Funny how we see the right just the way they see us; in a constant state of faux outrage. They have as much, or more political correctness to be offended.
Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member about 9 years ago
I am not offended by editorials. What we all should be offended about is editorial agendas impressed on pseudo-reporters so that the news is filtered. Kind of like the pseudo- scientists in Bolder, Colorado that changed historical data to match a particular theory of oceans rising.
wiatr about 9 years ago
Once upon a time I could send a copy of this to my local evening paper but now that does not exist and the morning paper is afraid of alienating whatâs left of the reading public.OTOH I am offended by the milquetoast approach.
JP Steve Premium Member about 9 years ago
Was that âAnd then there were noneâŠ?â
Wallythe2 about 9 years ago
Could this be the future Danae? Nah⊠it just sounds like her. Danae has dark brown hair⊠she is not a ginger.
Argythree about 9 years ago
I canât imagine where you got the idea that Sharia law got anything from Leviticus.
Sharia applies not only to Muslims but also those who donât believe, and ensures that those who nonbelievers who live among believers have very few rights. Muslims believe that Sharia was either given directly by Allah, or was written by his prophet.
Levitus pertains to the Levites, the original priestly clan among the ancient Jews, and deals with how to follow the rules of the covenant for Jews only. It contains a lot of instructions for the priests on how to make sacrifices on behalf of the people under various circumstances and does contain directions to the people themselves. It was never meant to be used against those who do not profess Judaism.