Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2010
Transcript:
Flo: So this Megaconglomecorp wants to keep the Ekert locked up so it can't go around helping people be nice to each other? Captain Eddie: A-yeh. Danae and Kate: Why? Eddie: 'Cus without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government... And Megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it. And no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah. Danae: Dang. More to come... Eek!
harrietbe over 14 years ago
Spell Wiley’s name correctly, please.
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
oops. Looks like Danae is developing an immunity to The Ekert Effect. And just where did Pauly go in the fourth panel? Did he fall off and end up between panels 3 and 4? He’s certainly leaning outside the edge of panel 3.
–Baslim beat me to it. Parallel thinking…
DarthSequitur over 14 years ago
Actually, on further thought - how does Cap’n Eddie know so much about Megaconglomecorp and it’s doings? This whole thing couldn’t be one of Eddie’s bourbon-soaked hallucinations, could it? No No No No No.
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Don’t worry. I’m sure Paulie landed on his feet/paws.
Jaroca2 over 14 years ago
Thanks Wiley, I needed that
Ice_Bear66 over 14 years ago
You didn’t realize cats can live in multiple planes of existence? Me thinks the cat knows too much…
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Apparently the ekert effect only lasts for a little while. Eddie sure knows Danae!! Don’t know if Paulie fell off (she was dozing in panel 2) or if she just was lost in the background behind Eddie’s head in the last panel.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Cats are magic. I found mine crying in the basement this morning. Nobody’s been there in a week. Magic I tell you.
twj0729 over 14 years ago
Well, if Paulie is anything like my cat,Sadie, she’ll be curled up on Cap’n Eddie’s feet taking a catnap after having had a little snack. Even the Ekert on the loose doesn’t perturb Paulie!
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Paulie is not a magical cat. He’s an alien cat, don’t confuse advanced tech with magic.
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
Maybe Paulie had to use the little cat’s room? lol
cdward over 14 years ago
Cap’n Eddie’s mysterious past will lead us to the answers. It’s no imagination - I wouldn’t be surprised if the Egghead rich guy is his long lost brother….
ses1066 over 14 years ago
My concern rests in physics, if the Ekert grows every time it consumes ‘bad stuff’, imagine it at the United Nations. More especially, at the UN “Commission on the Status of Women” with Iran, Libya and Pakistan debating on the best methods of “impact adjustment”! The Ekert would rapidly grow to exceed the mass of the earth and we would start to orbit it. The only good thing there would be to put the astrologers into a tizzy.
ImaginaryFriend over 14 years ago
So was Paulie leaning to the right or the left before falling off?
It will not be long before Danae is running Megaconglomecorp.
milano99 over 14 years ago
Hey Strodgers, you better run a virus scan on your computer if you actually went onto one of those spam websites. It’s my understanding that they are all infected with bots and malware.
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
It’s cliffhanger Friday.
Varnes over 14 years ago
I agree with Bdaysuit (in other words she beat me to it.) Jeeze, guys, can’t a cat take a dump in privacy? Danae’s smile is precious! BTW, cats ARE magicical…
Justice22 over 14 years ago
Got a twit from Pauley;; “Can’t a cat take a bleeep without it becoming a public spectacle?”
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Again with the paranoid fantasy that corporations rule the government.
worldisacomic over 14 years ago
Dang me, Dang me! You ought to get a rope an hang me! High from the highest tree….. Woman don’t you weep for me! I loved the work of Roger Miller may he rest in peace.
TheMonsterX over 14 years ago
It amazes me that even a cat like Paulie can sleep in a position like that!
treered over 14 years ago
the proper way to read Non Sequitur, panel 1, panel 2, skip panel 3, panel 4, back to panel 3 to see why panel 4 is the way it is…. i seem to ALWAYS miss the thing in panel 3… ps (post script) LOVE NON SEQUITUR! pps, Paulie went to find a quieter place to catch more zzzzzzzz……
spirit42 over 14 years ago
If Paulie was being a bad kitty, could the Ekert have eaten him?
Most kitties are bad, and my research says that does happen.
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
At the last panel, I didn’t see what Katie looked at Danae while Danae said, “Dang!” I thought Katie smiled at Danae or did something with her facial expressionto show. Oh well!
marvee over 14 years ago
Q: Are these two grandparents? Why are the girls there without their Dad? Don’t remember the woman’s name…what are the little markings above her head in the last panel? Ususally they mean a person is fuming silently and her expression goes along with that, but who is she mad at?
marvee over 14 years ago
I think Kate is looking like, “Oh, no, there goes same ol’ Danae again!”
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Everybody shush….Cap’n Eddie has much more to teach us.
treered over 14 years ago
Darth/Grazer, yeah. did Cap’n Eddie put the Ekert in the shed? how does he know so much about the Ekert and Megalomaniac Corp? how… how…. ?????
rdwells3 over 14 years ago
get a life people it is just a comic strip
reynard61 over 14 years ago
baslimthebegger said: “OK, Wiley, Where did Paulie go in the last panel?”
Paulie goes where Paulie goes. Do not question the ways of The Paulie…
ses1066 said: “My concern rests in physics, if the Ekert grows every time it consumes ‘bad stuff’, imagine it at the United Nations. More especially, at the UN “Commission on the Status of Women” with Iran, Libya and Pakistan debating on the best methods of “impact adjustment”! The Ekert would rapidly grow to exceed the mass of the earth and we would start to orbit it. The only good thing there would be to put the astrologers into a tizzy.”
It might put astronomers in a tizzy. Astrologers would just want to know when he was born so that they could cast his chart.
k_sera over 14 years ago
Since Danae appears to be back to her usual form, the Ekert Effect apparently wears off after a while. Which leads me to conclude that with repeated but not constant exposure to The Ekert, things could get quite manic…
bmonk over 14 years ago
treered said, about 5 non sequiturs ago
the proper way to read Non Sequitur, panel 1, panel 2, skip panel 3, panel 4, back to panel 3 to see why panel 4 is the way it is…. i seem to ALWAYS miss the thing in panel 3…
Are you saying that you read Non Sequitur in a non-sequential way? That doesn’t follow…
If I’m not careful, I’ll make this comment self-referential, and we will all fall into a metalogical black hole.
Barbaratoo over 14 years ago
I’m moving to Maine in a coupla years - I wonder if it’s near Flo’s cafe…I’d love to meet Cap’n Eddie. I’m a cat lover, too. I think I’d make a good comic character, myself. My life is not unlike “Pickles.”
Pschearer - You seriously don’t think corporations rule/own the government?! I think you’re the one who lives in a fantasy!
dfowensby over 14 years ago
where’d pauly go?
videoismylife over 14 years ago
“bourbon-soaked hallucinations”, Mmmmmmm………
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
Not long ago, it was revealed that Cap’n Eddie and Flo had a “fling” around the time of Woodstock. They even went together to the concert. They didn’t say it outright, but strongly implied that Eddie was Danae’s grandfather. No wonder the kid is who she is.