Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 28, 2015

Ten little piggies?

One of my favorite memories of youth is of a biology class field trip in high school. One of the highlights of that trip was breakfast in the van, thanks to the hijinks of one of my classmates. He bought cereal and milk, but had no bowl. So he curled up the bottom of the sweatshirt that he was wearing, poured the milk and cereal into it, and proceeded with breakfast. Epic. (Richard H., I hope you’re getting some royalties for your idea!)

I’m guessing more soup, from trying to use that spoon with his feet instead of hands.

Um… No thanks

This actually works great if you’re watching a movie and need a place to keep your popcorn. Not sure about the soup, though.

Toe Foo?

Madge: you’re soaking in it.

At least he didn’t say “Shorts”.

Foot-Longs?

Only a, heh, handful of animals eat with their hands. Not sure why someone who doesn’t use hands needs a spoon.