Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 24, 2015

Somehow a Wileybear doesn’t strike me as a negotiator, even with Santa. But he’s got that great teddy bear look about him. Wish I could get one for my youngest nephew. (Or, forget the kid, wish I could get one for myself…)

Seems to be bound arbitration.

They don’t seem to have any common ground.

I hear the Elves walked off the job in support…..but then again, they get a week off after Christmas anyway….so…..

Santa’s negotiation, “You ever tried venison?”…….

Rudolph: “Demand 1 – weekends and holidays off. Demand 2 – No more Friskies in the bowls before we leave. Demand 3 – We get to sit in the sleigh and you have to pull sometimes.”

Negotiations must be going well, as the bear mediator is smiling. :D Santa should have known to have signed a contract before Christmas. :P

New contract? No. A new enchantment is all that is needed.Reindeer are not contract labor. They are enchanted. They can do only as they are allowed and compelled to do under the enchantment. Santa is not an employer. He is a dictator.

Just go with the floe Santa

From what I hear, a good deal is one where both sides are unhappy, So once the bear polishes of Santa, and then swims over to feast on the reindeer. That will make it a good deal!Problem solved.

Is this what they meant by “Reindeer Games”?

At least they aren’t positionally poles apart !

Have a Merry Christmas and a Joyous, Healthy and Prosperous New Year !

Linguist

Dogsniff, yeah, I noticed that too…It would make for interesting thermal dynamics…….I think there is a special clause in Santa’s contract or something…….Sorry, somebody had to do it….

Their positions seem to be polarized.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an eyethberg, of courth.

Is that a brick chimney? Top an igloo? So will it be a tug for the ice flow? Or does his reindeer include jet-assist takeoff?Oh so complications; an not even considered the polar bear yet.

Just go with the floe. I think this may be the closest residence to the North Pole, so that’s as far as the reindeer took him.

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Merry Christmas to all ツ

where’s Pierre of the North when you need him? or a kayak at the very least.

You cannot argue with a bear. The reindeer win!

Well, even an Igloo needs to let the Fumes from the fire escape so you don’t Suffocate. .It’s just that in an Igloo you have to keep the Fire very Small.But, when it’s 40 Below outside, warming it up to 28+ feels almost “Tropical”.You could probably even take off the Parka, if not the long woolies.

At least they didn’t try this at the “Schmidt” house.

And all have a very merry Christmass and happy holidays!