Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 30, 2015

…and “posted” what?

Bitsy, I agree that it doesn’t make “developmental sense” to have a senior on JV. It’s what the school does, letting everyone “participate.”

Shouldn’t an elite athlete have at least a modicum of coordination? I know very little about rugby, but there must be more to it than just throwing your body around.

Gee Mimi, we’re not sure you really care either, although I must say, you have been showing up regularly since missing most of this past year. Makes me wonder if maybe Pedro got you pregnant and you had to hide out until the birth. and since we haven’t seen Pedro in quite some time maybe he took another missing Thorp child back to the old country to hide the evidence. Oh c’mon, that’s stupid even for me. Hell, she’s pushing 80. But, sillier things have happened in Milford.

Maybe Jethrine is posting the before photos. I just hope she’s not doing a web reality series. That would be more horror and terror than we deserve.

My god, even her feet are buff.

Jethrine has to ‘tap some keys’ before doing her(?) homework. One has to have one’s priorities straight.

There are women who would debate the Mike Tyson statement Mimi. Could it be that Jethrine is a plant for Leisure Suit Larry?

In all reality, Kenzie is just another in the long line of Milford athletes that show up for a year or part of a year to play a season and then are never heard from again .The Gill Father has a plan in mind for her .

That rugby poster on the wall does make me wonder. Can you even actually buy rugby posters anywhere?

Mimi wants to coach her because she thinks Rug B is text talk for Rug Burns

@Bitsy: maybe the post is sexting to a foot fetish social media site and we’ll all learn the dangers of this form of communication…Nah

I am sure Rex Ryan checks the foot fetish site daily.

Speaking of her big feet – Kenzie and the Harrisons

Oh great, is the big dramatic story for this season going to have to do with Ken(zie)’s blog addiction? Or will it be a little less exciting? And speaking of exciting, the exciting news is that the last 3 days of Mopped Up Thorp are now online!

If Kenzie is new to the school, wouldn’t Gil and Mimi be suspicious after going through the Holly/Dora ordeal? Is this Dora’s Revenge?

Could Rub-Ham be taking a page from an Andy Griffith Show episode where a rich publisher tries to get revenge on Andy giving him a ticket by sending someone to find dirt on Andy for a story?