Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 09, 2016

Just how did the girl on the right in P2 jump to the other side of Kenzie in P3? Not to mention setting some kind of record for close talking.

I agree with Bitsy from yesterday. Setting picks and rebounding, along with blocking out, make the game. Wes Unseld is in the HOF because of it.

Nice to see Marty back with a frosty can of Old Milford handy. That’s one hell of a mullet on the player trying to stomp on his own foot. I take it from the sunglasses that they brought in Stevie Wonder as the celebrity ref.

I don’t think they’re talking about basketball in P2.

And in P3, just get a room already. Where the hell are those cameramen when we need them.

I’m looking forward to the girl’s game more than I should. I wonder how many girl’s Kenzie will maim.

In all reality , how old is Kenzie ? She certainly doesn’t look like any teenage girl I’ve ever seen . P 1 Dory’s pulling the old blind referee gag , good eyes Brown Starfish .

Sometimes I think R & W are just teasing us old coots with the subtle innuendo in the dialog and those dreamy eyes the ladies are flashing at each other.

After observing Maxwell makin’ Bacon, Menzie wants to channel her inner Magic Johnson.

PC Police whistle a sexist foul. Max “threads a needle”. Both girls express strong desire to do the same. Milford isn’t lost in the 1950’s, it’s the 1850’s.

Let’s take another look at the ref. We have the “blind” take.Here’s 2 more: option B – It’s Jason Vorheis; option C – illegal ET get’s another American’s job.

A victory over Wellington and 2 hot chicks on a bench…nothing to beef about!

Maybe Wellington can win at Waterloo.

With BaBa Wawa wanouncing.

No wonder the girls team is getting depleted. Check out that meathook in P2. And speaking of depleted, I’m depleted of new ideas for Mopped Up Thorp for this week. Guess it’s a good thing it’s Saturday. Ooh, next week may be good, we get to see the girl’s play and the debut of Menzie in a game. You know Mimi won’t wait to throw her into action, despite the fact that realistically she has no idea what she’s doing. Unless watching the fabulous Ken Brown has turned her into a player.

Panel one. The only logical caption: “MMMMMM ….. Juicy Fruit.”

P 3: punctuation adjustment (inre: Vagina Monologues)I’ll be rooting for you from my comfy spot, on the bench.

In a show of dismay, the Gilfather flies a B52 with canisters of brylcream and turns Milford into a firestorm ending the travesty known as girl thorp.

Sheikhollis

@HHollis – a spelling error? Sick Hollis or Sheek (Disco) Hollis?

P-2: above the girls, why we call them stands