Pickles by Brian Crane for January 22, 2016

You’re absolutely right, Charlie Brown.

It’s always in the last place you look. I mean, who keeps looking for it after they’ve found it?

What really happens all too often….I find it in the first place I look, but only after I don’t look close enough the first time and then look all over God’s green acre and still can’t find it. Then I go back to the first place I looked and look more carefully only to find it.

I just use the landline or someone else’s phone to call myself and follow the ring tone.

Why would you continue to look if you found it in the first place you looked?

It’s a good thing some people have necks, or they would lose their head.

If it’s in the first place you look, it’s not really lost.

Roscoe’s expression is just like Daisy’s in “Blondie.”

It’s in the first place you look after you buy another one to replace it.

…or any of the places after the last place you look….

If it’s in the first place you look, then that’s also the last place you look… unless you’re really weird.

I would go mental if I lost my phone. So would my parents! I’m thinking about writing down the IMEI number to lock the phone when it’s lost.

xxx

the worst is not realizing it’s missing till after the battery’s dead and you can’t call it to expedite your search.used to happen sometimes with the portable phone at work.

And sometimes you never find them at all, like they disappear into some 4th dimension. That or maybe the cat hid them.