Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 18, 2016

“Yellow River” by I. P. Freely

Bathroom humor.

I’m sorry, I don’t know the protocol here. Does one retaliate?Offer to mop up? Nonchalantly walk away?This doesn’t happen in the Ladies, where we have separate facilities. No “boys together” comparing notes, so to speak.

Yikes….Bobarion… I hope you’re not saying it does happen in the men’s room!I’m telling myself this is just another fantasy from the twisted mind of Jerry Van Amerongen.Usuallly his fantasies are pleasant….

sometimes they’re … um…. well….

Gosh, Rose…. I’m sure glad this wasn’t Saturday’s strip, aren’t you?

I’m also glad this strip is NOT set in the restroom at the Tiki.Not that I ever walk into the men’s room…honestly…but the color scheme is totally different.Right Monkey?Right Monkey?

Well it IS.

My only use of Viagra is it helps me to keep from piddling on my shoes.

Uh-oh somebody’s sprung a leak.

You can tell that Alvin there is an alumnus of U. Miss.

Rain drops keep fallin’ on my shoe….

Our aim is cleanliness. Your aim will help.

Tinkle, tinkle, little star…

I’ve stated my case George. It’s all on you.

Scooter’s disguise was almost perfect.

At least at the Tiki guys have something to aim for.

Oh dear….. his Prince Albert’s come loose again.

The sign in the Men’s Room at the TikI reads: We Aim To PleaseYou Aim, Too, Please !

Damned Blood Pressure Medication! Can’t locate willy, and get it out, before the flow starts anymore!

Next he’ll be taking a wide “Senatorial” stance to make sure he’s go everyone covered.

Sometimes life comes at you sideways.

Looks like someone needs their prescription checked.

Someone taking p*ss poor aim too literally!

At least he wasn’t wearing flip-flops.

Oh, yuck! Not at breakfast! Whatever happened to good taste?

When it rains…..it pours.Worst humiliationLast Samurai.He says “Piss on you”" to the samurai.The samurai throws him to the ground then stands over his back urinating on him…“No, piss on you….!!”A literal translation in any language.

That’s aggravated violation of the men’s room code right there. Unless the guy in black was there first, then it’s deserved. (you have to read that in a cheerful, informative inner voice, the way it sounded in my head)

You can do better than wee wee jokes.

Manning and Brady as senior citizens.

1) “Mighty strong breeze in here today!”2) No-one in Alvin’s circle of friends had any idea he had such strong leanings to the left…

Probably been said, but, now ain’t that a pisser.

Finally! Someone who understands me!

Oh. My. There may be retribution.

Anyone remember the one about Arnold Palmer and the urologists?

Pissin in the Wind by Jerry Jeff

Sometimes it takes a while to remember the appropriate post. I hope someone gets on at this late time.

Whoa! I pressed “Random” but this is TOO random.