Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2016

That’s dethpicable!

Isn’t a large bill a side effect of any doctor visit?

Darn fine print and tiny warning labels.

What´s a platypus bill … 5 shrimp 2 crayfish with a side order of worms.

He has a potion to cure that

If the Wizard now gives him feathers, wings and webbed feet, then he’ll be a platypus-billed duck.

And now Wiz will send him a very large bill for payment.

Hey, it’s the lizard from Cheech Wizard!

Now, if he had would up looking like Jeremy Duncan…

Wait until he gets his next bill.

Good thing he didn’t go for the penal enhancement!

It’s getting so the disease/illness isn’t as bad as the possible side effects!

Hey fella read that fine print.

Only Skeptical?.You just haven’t been paying Attention..These days they’ve got Pills to cure diseases that didn’t even Exist before the Marketing Department made them up..

A_Dream4u “Isn’t a large bill a side effect of any doctor visit?”.And here we have the day’s winner.(Assuming a wizard is a doctor, of course)

Side effects may include but are not limited to platypus bill syndrome, increased Looney Tuniness, possible inability to say the word despicable, excess saliva and an unusual desire to eat roadrunner meat.