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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2016
Transcript:
Croc 1: Hey, Larry, word res you get caught eating tofu. Croc 2: Yeah. Dey ees call you 'Tofu Larry.; Larry: Stoopid wife serve. But me no eat. Look she put note in Larry lunch to apologize. Dear Larry, enjoy your veggie burger! Croc 1: Dis look bad, Larry. Larry: Hey, Look. Bag fit on head.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
A man needs hees proteen.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
Ever heard the song “Junk Food Junkie” by Larry Groce?
knight1192a over 8 years ago
Ok, that is the second cruelest thing possible. The cruelest thing would not have been telling Larry he was eating that stuff in the first place.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 8 years ago
Reminds me of Dagwood… at least I think it was Dagwood… and his disappointment at finding mashed potato sandwiches in his sack lunch. Does anyone else recall this?
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Larry just have a beer for lunch like the other two Crocs are having :-)
TSAlleycat over 8 years ago
oh boy, more crocs. Zzzzz.
Brian Fink over 8 years ago
I wonder if Sylvester the Cat’s son would sit next to Larry due to shame.
AtariDragon over 8 years ago
@F6F5Hellcat — Even Larry would be able to tell it’s not meat.
John Falstaff over 8 years ago
Tofu ees GUD. Just need to serv eet wrapped in fresh haunch of zeeba.
Joken' over 8 years ago
EAT MEEEAT, THINK LIK CROC!!!!!!!!
Knightman Premium Member over 8 years ago
Crocinese talk ya gotta luv it!
jessegooddoggy over 8 years ago
Crocs twice in one week? Maybe doomsday isn’t imminent after all!
dsom8 over 8 years ago
@DNTME If regard to your comment here yesterday, be sure to see Looks Good On Paper today.
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
And so, Tofu Larry, the Veggie Burger Croc, bags it….
nosirrom over 8 years ago
Larry’s going into show business.He’s billing himself as “The Unknown Crocmic”.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
The bag may cover your head, but it doesn’t cover the shame.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
the shame! the humiliation! can it get worse???
Number Three over 8 years ago
Never let your wife pack your lunch!
xxx
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
Veggie burgers are delicious, good for your health, better for the environment than meat burgers, and certainly better for the cow. Don’t be afraid of vegetables, Larry.
Joken' over 8 years ago
Hey I’m a vegan and proud of it!
Kali39 over 8 years ago
If you want veggie burgers, go to McDonalds. Everyone knows that…
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
Good place for bag.