Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 31, 2010
Transcript:
Sam: I don't care what Mom says - it wasn't a dream, was it, Sarah? I heard you talking! You and the other toys were planning something! If only I knew what it was - maybe I could help! How about it, Sarah? Cna I help? C'mon, what's it take to get you to talk? Palin Doll: $100,000.
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
Don’t forget the bendy-straws.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
If you can’t afford the $100,000 speaking fee, I guess first-class airfare for two is our of the questions,
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
You’ve got to pull the right strings.
randgrithr over 14 years ago
What’s Trudeau’s salary? ;-7
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
I hate Palin but I also hate to see her picked on unfairly. But this one is dead on.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Let Sarah make her money while she can. Few other comedians make that kind of cash. I just feel sorry for those who don’t realize it’s only entertainment. But seriously folk, don’t be scared by Barbie. Does she or doesn’t she? Only her banker knows for sure.
Ya thunk if da lefties stopped cryin she last?
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
pschearer,
What’s with the hate hate hate thing. Knock it off wouldya?
sappha58 over 14 years ago
I think I can find the appropriate fee in a Monopoly game.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Becca are you referring to the community chest card that said:
“win $10 for first place in a beauty contest?”
anyway, credit given– great hair , dazzling smile, good figure but unfortunately , no brain…..
oh well, you can’t have everything– where would you put it all?
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
SuperGriz: Is there nothing or no one you hate? Maybe even me?
Is it possible you are the product of the political correctness running the public schools today where a child is not allowed to tell the “How do you eat an elephant?” joke because it involves violence? Where a kid can’t say he hates broccoli? (School teachers have confirmed these and many other examples to me.) We can’t hate Neo-Nazis, Taliban, or child-molesters? I’d call that moral cowardice.
As for Palin, I’ve already told my reasons at other times on gocomics. Of course, you have your right to your opinion, though it sounds like you might not accord the same right to me.
jaws2049 Premium Member over 14 years ago
And don’t forget those bendy straws…
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
How much to shut up?
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
EXPENSIVE HARLOT
heeyuk over 14 years ago
pschearer has a good argument. I’m convinced. I hate pschearer. When are the club meetings?
dbhaley over 14 years ago
Re: Hate in Doonesbury
The real hatred in this comic series has been the murderous intent the doll showed last week when she tried to kill her “tyrannical” mistress Sam. Only Neolib would argue that Trudeau, the doll’s creator, harbors no hatred of his own for SP. Neolib might say that the cartoonist “sublimates” his hatred for the purpose of cartoon satire, but sublimation or entertainment don’t explain why Trudeau would spend two entire weeks making SP hateful.
As for Sam’s “tyranny,” don’t we see it today in her condescending concern for the doll? It’s very Neolib (and neoChristian) to crush your enemy by turning the other cheek. Neolib may find Christian forgiveness embarrassing but she can’t live with hatred on her conscience, especially political hatred. Maybe that’s Trudeau’s problem, too.
dbhaley over 14 years ago
Billdog’s literacy is only slightly above the level of his understanding, which is too weak to see the difference between SP in Wasilla and the doll in Doonesbury. They’re analogous, not identical (see Coyoty’s clever comment).
Trudeau understands that distinction, but he seems not to have anticipated that readers like billdog might grow confused about the object of their hatred. After ten days of running exposure to the strips, they can no longer separate their hatred of SP from hatred of her stereotype the doll. Someone called her a golum. For Neolib desperate to make these cartoons into more than analogies, the doll might as well be a swastika.
SuperGriz over 14 years ago
“pschearer Genius_badge said, about 1 hour ago
SuperGriz: Is there nothing or no one you hate? Maybe even me?”
We discussed this before. What is the matter with you?
montessoriteacher over 14 years ago
Love the whole SP doll story! Great work Garry! Spot on commentary all the way through. Too bad some don’t get it, but that is not your problem.
T Gabriel Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah, Becca. There was a time when the Monopoly $5s were used for trade of a similar sort in the central part of I Corps in Vietnam during the mddle to late ’60s.
Come to think of it, with inflation $5 in Monopoly money is probably close to $100K now…
The services being rendered are certainly similar.
Justice22 over 14 years ago
I shall not hate. I shall not hate. I shall not hate.
!,000 times please.
poohbear8192 over 14 years ago
I don’t hate Sarah and I’m not afraid of her.
What scares the beejeebers out of me are the huge numbers of people who love her and believe her lies and and her crazy, stupid dangerous ideas.
I do hate the sick lies and the murderous ideas.
Several beejeebers have requested strenuously that I not use their name in such a frivolous and inaccurate way.
Dtroutma over 14 years ago
Hypocrisy is its own best reward?
Frankr over 14 years ago
Coyoty is funny
saw4fire over 14 years ago
GB does not mention Bill Clinton’s $350,000 speaking fee. http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/14/bill.clinton.speeches/ or the time Clinton took $175,000, but they couldn’t sell the seats. http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/14207
dbhaley over 14 years ago
How much does Trudeau get for these doll panels—-21 and still counting?
Justice22 over 14 years ago
@saw4fire, YOU didn’t mention Reagan’s $1.5 million for a 45 minute visit to Sony a week after his departure from the White House.
RenoMike over 14 years ago
Draft-dodger Limbaugh make 23 million a year, Glenn Beck just a few cents less, and right-wing dings complain about Trudeau’s big income. What you war-loving (but not fighting) jerks don’t get is that, in order to speak his truth, Trudeau had to sacrifice a huge portion of income because conservative media boycott his work. First Amendment? Don’t be silly. The only peope able to enjoy his brilliance are those who think for ourselves. I love it that you cretins hate Garry. Good going. Spread that hatred around. Wear it in your hair. Blab it in you ineffectual “comments.” You’re toast anyway. Heh-heh.
RenoMike over 14 years ago
Draft-dodger Limbaugh make 23 million a year, Glenn Beck just a few cents less, and right-wing dings complain about Trudeau’s big income. What you war-loving (but not fighting) jerks don’t get is that, in order to speak his truth, Trudeau had to sacrifice a huge portion of income because conservative media boycott his work. First Amendment? Don’t be silly. The only peope able to enjoy his brilliance are those who think for ourselves. I love it that you cretins hate Garry. Good going. Spread that hatred around. Wear it in your hair. Blab it in you ineffectual “comments.” You’re toast anyway. Heh-heh.
dbhaley over 14 years ago
The most unlikely posters on this site are liable to adopt Neolib’s style of argument. Look at this slightly modified version of the preceding comment:
“The only peope able to enjoy Limbaugh’s brilliance are those who think for ourselves. I love it that you cretins hate Palin. Good going. Spread that hatred around. Wear it in your hair. Blab it in you ineffectual ‘comments.’ You’re toast anyway. Heh-heh.”
lewisbower over 14 years ago
MIKE Limbaugh is a DJ. Understand ? A disk jockey. Does a disk jockey scare you? Like wise,Glen Beck makes his money in entertainment. Look it up in the dictionary, it’s more reliable than Wilipedia.. You say the only people who enjoy the brilliance of GT are people who think for themselves. Do you mean think like he? If not we are “cretins” Sorry, I didn’t realize that the First Amendment was limited to liberals and did not apply to conservatives. Why’d I fight for it? Why’d I give four years? So I could hear some bleeding heart say my right to free speech should be ended? If you think for yourself and are not a herd follower, what do you think of SP being pro-war/antiabortion? Would you switch them and kill babies like GT portrays SP? That’s the liberal stance.
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
That’s $100,000 .. no talking to the media .. all audience questions must be pre-screened .. etc etc …
poppacapsmokeblower over 14 years ago
Remember high school where the popular kids made fun of everyone not as socially adroit; the jocks picked on the non-athletes; and the intellectuals looked down on those who wouldn’t go on to college? We’re all out in the world now and we haven’t left high school. We’re trying to run the world as if it were high school. We know what we think, but not how to determine if we’re right or not so we must slam the other kids to protect our egos.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 14 years ago
How much to get Sarah to shut up for good ? Whatever it is would be priceless
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
^Love H.L.Mencken, but I always thought that one was from P.T. Barnum… and he was right, look around!
montessoriteacher over 14 years ago
Uh, Clinton didn’t make all that $ until after he left office… The last prez who didn’t profit from the office after his term was over was Truman, who went back to Independence, Mo. with little more than the lint in his pockets.
montessoriteacher over 14 years ago
Time magazine is a liberal magazine? Since when?
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
stebon, what does BP have to do with Sarah Palin or speaking fees?