Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 11, 2016

That bear is a true banker!!

Clever… had to look twice.

This one…goes on the refrigerator.

The bear is so motivated, he’ll invite you in for dinner.

Interest rates have been frozen just to grab your interest!

The Zillow listing left out some details…

Disclosure?

Cozy, with central heating.And bitey. Don’t forget bitey.

Couple next door…“Honey, was that a burp?”…

♫Look for the “bear” necessities,The simple “bear” necessities.Forget about your worries and your strife.I mean the “bear” necessities,Old Mother Nature’s recipesThat brings the “bear” necessities of life.♫

Oh, and you don’t want to go in the backdoor.

Hey, hey, hey! If Wiley drew it he knew it! One ski? Two tracks? Whatever….He could probably tell you the make, model and year of that machine…..

One ski, two tracks is a Ski-doo Alpine from the 70s—except it should be yellow with a horizontal black stripe.

Location, Location, Location !

Sesame Street song: “One of these things is not like the other…”

Oh, I lived in a house like that!

Ha, ha an cute. But where in eskimo country is that? Lower 48 concept? Just can’t bear such; though real-estate imagination may understand.

How do you leave 2 tracks in the snow with a single ski snowmobile?

What a revolting development.

No one does bears like Wiley!

“Surreal-estate”

And-it has a rear exit!

Bear left at the open homes sign.

Indeed it looks like an old original Ski Doo in wrong livery, but thinking back to those days, just visualize how low the prices would be, even if loan rate would be around 9%.

Haha!! — love the slightly different color on the polar bear house!

Hey can someone turn the light on in here…………….Boy it sure does stink!

One of them even comes with a built in heater!

Wiley did almost exactly the same cartoon a decade or 2 ago… my favourite ‘Non Sequitur’, in fact. Probably because it took me a while to spot the joke.(Truly, that man is obsessed with bears hunting people!)