Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: Good morning, sir. Time for your vitamin pick-me up! You're looking more inert than usual this morning, sir... Hey, where's your vein? Hmm... no pulse, either. Pallid complexion, dilated pupils... Sir, if I didn't know you better, medically speaking, I'd say you were... dead.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
If only he was…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
I think I saw his mouth move.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 8 years ago
Today is the “Day of the cat” and like them Duke have several lifes
AKHenderson Premium Member over 8 years ago
I faintly recall something about Duke getting turned into a zombie…what happens in Haiti…
thirdguy over 8 years ago
I find this mortifying.
Ravenswing over 8 years ago
Yeah, this is what costs most of Zonker’s fortune, to buy his zombie ass back.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
Give him saline solution. Salt is supposed to bring them back, I believe.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
A solitary fly continues its day.
rlcooke over 8 years ago
He’s a scoundrel, no doubt, but he makes the strip very interesting to read. I’m glad he finally gets rescued. Remember his stay in Iran as the 54th hostage? He negotiated his own ransom with some Krugerrands that his even worse sidekick Brenner was trying to steal from him. Definitely a lovable old rogue!
Pointspread over 8 years ago
I like Duke. He is interesting, if conniving. When once asked why he didn’t just steal money he answered “Point of pride. I’ve always worked within the system”.
donwalter over 8 years ago
Haiti. Voodoo.
montessoriteacher over 8 years ago
Paging Garry Trudeau, Jeb bush morphed back into a firearm…
summerdog86 over 8 years ago
Too bad that the first someone to find him, loves him. Just saying….
davids.comments over 8 years ago
Aha! Scalia wasn’t really dead! He was the victim of an injection of some death-mimicking drug cocktail! That’s why the Illuminati forbade an autopsy.
Watch! During the Senate debate over whether to even consider Obama’s nominee, Zombie Antonin Scalia will make a dramatic return from the dead!
tulpoeid_ over 8 years ago
Argh, why did I read the spoilers??? He’s my favorite character by far. (of course I mean in the comic, not in real life, do you real need that explained, oh god please don’t start ;p )
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
Zombie dead.
Richard E over 8 years ago
It happens…