Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2016

Why not Goat? Humans eat you.

It’s Elmer Fudd’s worst nightmare!

“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, anyone, when it comes to the man-eating rabbit(s)?

Night of the Lepus II

I WANT THAT APP!

I’d buy that app …

Rat has a point. ARE CEOs human?

Rat for president 2016!

Love Pig’s comment. A new fee to me.

Lapins lappin’.

Hop to it, Rat.

If such an app existed CEO’s would be rare indeed or maybe medium rare:>)

Freakin’ hilarious, Stephan! Love it!

Even after I die my bank will charge me $50 to transfer the money to the state uncollected funds account.

Great toon!

By the way, my Credit Union doesn’t charge a bunch of crazy fees, and what they do charge- well, as a member I’m also a stock holder. If you’re still using a bank, you got no one to blame but yourself.

Well at least the CEO is as ‘fee’ as a bird.

You know what would be a really great app?A “Telemarketer Doomsday App”When ever you get one of those annoying calls you could launch the app and it would find its way back to their system. It would take over their OS lurking in the background until they have run a backup and then erase their files (I mean erase not delete) and then fry the electronics.

My bank does not charge an ATM fee, anywhere, anytime. Technically, they absorb the fees from foreign ATMs, but it’s all the same to me. No fees! And, no, there is no monthly fee, either.

I hope the bunnies don’t perish from consumption.

Don’t be giving them ideas!

I want the "Holy Hand Grenade concession !

pig’s got it right – the bank’s would then charge you a ceo consumption fee.JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!!great one mr. pastis

And the banks have everything covered.

A valid app, Rat, but imagine if the animals in question were even more vicious.

Werewolves, lions, vampire nuclear ninja bunnies … the list goes on!

When we closed out of BofA, they wanted to know why. I told my wife she should have said, “We’re tired of doing business with a bank whose CEO makes 400 times what you make.”

Gee, the bank sure came up with that new CEO Consumption Fee awesomely fast after the App Bunnies did their gruesome work! Why am I not surprised?

BUNNY!

Pigs comment in the last panel made my smile turn into a laugh. Good one Stephan.

Sounds like Wells Fargo. I had free checkin g for over 10 years, it was supposed to be lifetime. I was imformed that I had to keep a $5000 balance if I wanted it to continue to be free.

That was not what I was promised, I will never deal with them again.

It dresses you up as a carrot first.

An app is not enough.

mah god, a fee! where is my Suspicious Looking Egg?

the c.e.o IS a vegetable

Carnivorous rabbits would be much cuter than zombies. Much scarier, though. At least zombies don’t reproduce like bunnies.