Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 05, 2010
Transcript:
Duke: Let's move on to the next one, kid... hey y'all! This here's Duke, the ragin' Cajun. As a born 'n' bred bayou boy, ah know your way of life... ah've peed from the jetties, dynamited crawfish, collected tar balls along the beaches mah whole life! Producer: Does it bother you he's such a dirtbag? Toggle: Yeah. You... too?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 14 years ago
Duke upholds his reputation!
margueritem over 14 years ago
baslim, you stole my line! Me four.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
jeanne1212 over 14 years ago
..Baslim >> re:comment on Sheik ~~~ And this, for you, is a bad thing because…?
Alabama Al over 14 years ago
Judging from all the little bubbles swirling around his head, Duke must be hitting the “meds” hot and heavy. What with flacking for BP, Trff Bmzklfrpz (President-for-Life of Berzerkistan), and God only knows how many other slimeballs, Duke’s coping choices probably consist of either doing the booze and drugs or eating a gun.
cdward over 14 years ago
^He wouldn’t be Duke without them. Which leads me to ask, how is he even still alive?
HeckleMeElmo over 14 years ago
Admit it, Alabama Al, you didn’t spell that from memory!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
GEE Got to agree. American success story, an uneducated man who sold to the highest bidding radio station. “you want me to say what? OK Mr Producer, if that’s what gets rating. I’ll say anything, I’m a paid performer.”
neil900 over 14 years ago
Today’s strip and the one of the 3rd of August are invisible from Italy. Is this due to censorship here in Italy or, maybe, at the origin, in the US?
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
Hmm, the well will soon be capped, so this storyline is going no-where. I sure hope Duke hires Redfern for some dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
tomtweit over 14 years ago
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
I thought that was Clint Eastwood?
Ermine Notyours over 14 years ago
cward: how is Duke still alive? How is Keith Richards still alive.
david5992 over 14 years ago
Calling Duke a “dirt-bag” is an insult to the other dirt-bags.
benbrilling over 14 years ago
I can’t think of any comic character I dislike more than Duke. I guess that is a complement to Mr. Trudeau.
Frankr over 14 years ago
Nice segue from an Uncle Duke arc to a Toggle sequence
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
Speaking of “Sheik” and John Wayne, do you remember the movie where Wayne played Ghengis Khan? Has to be the worst movie and worst casting in the history of Hollywood.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Don’t they read their clients’ scripts before allowing them on the air? They’re just as guilty for accepting his money to give him air time.
BrianCrook over 14 years ago
No, Algurka, they’re just hired to sonically engineer these spots. Toggle & Sherm have no say in the matter of the spots.
hymenoxis over 14 years ago
“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do”…John Cleese’s cowboy character from the “Arthur Pewtie” sketch, Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Nemesys over 14 years ago
It’s an interesting moral question though, algurka. Was Leni Riefenstahl responsible for the consequences of her movies? And if so, was her sound engineer just as responsible?
Nemesys over 14 years ago
“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do” is generally attributed to John Wayne in “Stagecoach”, but Wikianswers says that what he actually said was “Well, there’s some things a man just can’t run away from.”
In “Hondo”, he says “A man ought’a do what he thinks is best.”
Charlton Heston in “Three Violent Men” says “A man must do what he must do.”
But the first one who is actually confirmed to have said the line on screen was George Jetson (George O’Hanion.) “Ha, ‘a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do’. I should’ve won three space Oscar awards.”
I like some of Wayne’s other supposed quotes better.
“Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home”
“Get off your butt and join the Marines!”
“Get off your horse and drink your milk.”
“Talk low, talk slow and don’t say too much. ”
“If everything isn’t black and white, I say, ‘Why the hell not?’
“Life is tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.”
http://www.cowboyway.com/Clips/FillYourHands.wav
pirate227 over 14 years ago
Duke is classic, I can see him with his own show on Fox.
Ushindi over 14 years ago
Mythreesons: Yeah, that was “The Conqueror”, a famously bad movie. I have over 800 movies in my collection of many years, and that is NOT one of them. It even had Susan Hayward and Agnes Moorehead, William Conrad and Lee Van Cleef, and was directed by Dick Powell - but nothing could save it. I would rather watch “Pluto Nash”…
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
pirate227 said, Duke is classic, I can see him with his own show on Fox.
He did have his own series of videos from his Duke 2000 presidential campaign that aired on Larry King and other places.
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/videodump.html