Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 07, 2016

She-Hulk Smash!

Kenzie must have taken her muscle pills today. Her physique changes so drastically when she’s with Max.

I used to write a series of articles in papers on players chosen by their coaches, players who worked hard but didn’t get any press, yet. I was pretty careful about what I wrote, trying to be supportive and encouraging. I think I was an exception in the press “world.” I guess we have to wait at least until tomorrow to find out how she got scorched by the article.

Mimi to Kenzie in p.3….“Kenzie, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”R&W- with a little luck and the Grace of God, hopefully we will not dig real deep into the source of Kenzies “moodiness.”M. Idol

Headline in the Star: Menzie Burns, Bacon Fries.

My guess is that Menzie is P.O.’d that Leisl had to find out in the paper that she had changed sides.

Mimi starts off the week coaching! Will there be any Gil and Kaz sightings, too?

In all reality , Kenzie is 9 feet 8 inches tall P 3 has her head brushing the net and barely fitting under the rim. The Star headline read BACON GIVES MILFORD BASKETBALL STAR A HICKIE

Like teenagers need a reason to be moody.

Maxwell being the first boy Kenzie has kissed, has created a level of sensitivity only Alan Alda can appreciate. All of this nonsense will conclude in 4 weeks. No playdowns, no O. Henry surprise ending, no tat slaps and no peacocks. Pitchers and catchers report April 1st.

NC state finals are this Saturday. Milford has played about six games?.http://www.charlotteobserver.com/sports/high-school/article64276737.html

Good to see in P3 that the thick-banded watch look is back. I was worried that styles had changed in Milford, which would have caused a disruption in the Force.

C’mon Kenzie, you get edgy every four weeks or so. What could it possibly be? P-3: Kenzie shows Mimi that there seems to be a problem. That’s not Mimi’s hand on K’s back, it’s K’s!

Alright, gents, it is well known that I am an advocate of the gratuitous shower reference…but Mop, for cripessake this one is set up for a shower scene that we REALLY want to see, something from the distaff side!Go get your loofah!Somehow, Kaz is involved….

She has to be a male in disguise.

Okay, I am going out on a limb here and predict that it was something Max said in the article that’s making Menzie mad. (Not that bold of a prediction, I know.) The question is, what would it be? Maybe he somehow joked about her size? And speaking of somehow, I think I somehow satisfied cuttersjock’s request without actually referring to the showers in today’s Mopped Up Thorp. I think he’ll approve, we’ll see.

@Ellisburkes: don’t forget Ol’ Yeller. or Mad Men. Let alone John Un whose middl name was Mad.

Then there’s that Lady of Shiloh

and for desert Rasputin. Theme song: and what became of the monk, the monk, the monk.