Mmmm Roast dinner with an attitude, get me an axe.
Probably too tough to eat, anyway.
Why did the chicken (get) cross (about) the road? ;-)
With apologies to Thoreau, perhaps the chicken hears the beat of a different drumstick.
Cave chickens got roads ?
Assertive chicken.
I want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I want to live in a world where if chickens cross the road I can have them for dinner. (That’ll teach my neighbors to keep them in their yard.)
He didn’t cross the road because he was chicken
It probably ought to be “bidness”
In Florida we have suicide squirrels
Great Answer…But if armadillos never crossed the road, we wouldn’t have speed bumps.
Apparently he crossed it to give them the what for.
to prove to the armadillo it could be done
Because your “business” is where we get our eggs…
“Up in my business.” What the #!!@# does that mean, anyway?
Why did the chicken go half way across the road??
She wanted to “lay it on the line”…
To get away from Chikafil
It is easier then talking about the Gorilla!
I knew you’d catch on eventually
From the language, the chicken is apparently from “the hood”.
tirnaaisling over 8 years ago
Mmmm Roast dinner with an attitude, get me an axe.
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Probably too tough to eat, anyway.
Enter.Name.Here over 8 years ago
Why did the chicken (get) cross (about) the road? ;-)
Charlie Fogwhistle over 8 years ago
With apologies to Thoreau, perhaps the chicken hears the beat of a different drumstick.
What? Me worried ? over 8 years ago
Cave chickens got roads ?
rshive over 8 years ago
Assertive chicken.
tygrkhat40 over 8 years ago
I want to live in a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
I want to live in a world where if chickens cross the road I can have them for dinner. (That’ll teach my neighbors to keep them in their yard.)
Joken' over 8 years ago
He didn’t cross the road because he was chicken
Eliezer over 8 years ago
It probably ought to be “bidness”
handimike over 8 years ago
In Florida we have suicide squirrels
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
Great Answer…But if armadillos never crossed the road, we wouldn’t have speed bumps.
Dewed over 8 years ago
Apparently he crossed it to give them the what for.
gravygraves over 8 years ago
to prove to the armadillo it could be done
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Because your “business” is where we get our eggs…
whiteaj over 8 years ago
“Up in my business.” What the #!!@# does that mean, anyway?
jppjr over 8 years ago
Why did the chicken go half way across the road??
She wanted to “lay it on the line”…
Joken' over 8 years ago
To get away from Chikafil
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
It is easier then talking about the Gorilla!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 8 years ago
I knew you’d catch on eventually
Marv Premium Member almost 2 years ago
From the language, the chicken is apparently from “the hood”.