Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 20, 2016

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Man, she’s got a way to go before it’s equal to my room….I can stack dishes higher than that by the side of the bed…She’s not even trying….

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    Aaaahhhhhhh!!!!….The color guy painted the bed sock blue!…Aaaahhhhh…..

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    Varnes  over 8 years ago

    I’d be sloth if I didn’t point that there are two socks on the bed…..now that I look at it….

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    rickray777  over 8 years ago

    “Progress Report: I have just almost picked up my very first speck of dust for the day!”

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    dadoctah  over 8 years ago

    Putting the other six Deadly Sins on the back burner for the time being.

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    38lowell  over 8 years ago

    Are Sloth ’s old age older than Tortoises?They are pretty slow, also!Except for my AM workout…none.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    As soon as the path to the door is blocked, my room gets cleaned.

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    dl11898  over 8 years ago

    Is it any wonder Danae is so dismal in her thinking? Notice her immediate environment.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 8 years ago

    Get Superlative Girl from 9 Chickweed Lane to help.

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The sloth is both unhurried,And affects a fearsome frown.This is not because he’s worried,But because he’s upside down.If the passerby inverts him,It is patent in a whileThat the strange position hurts him:For the sloth begins to smile.

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    Dani Rice  over 8 years ago

    Looks like our middle daughter’s room. She grew up to be a dreadful neat-nik.

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    What happened? Did evolution go in reverse for Danae? Or is it a conspiracy of silly ‘creationists’? Lets ask Lucy. Her ‘big’ sister has one crazy imagination. Or is it just the common name some adults give to kids; just in fun of course.

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    Cilliers  over 8 years ago

    That lamp is a fine touch – not partial to bed lamps myself, but that’s one I could live with.

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    chain gang charlie  over 8 years ago

    No wonder I have such an affinity for Danae…Came across an old report card from the eighth grade…My favorite teacher said…“Charlie never finishes anything…and he talks too much”There are lots of us like that….

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    chain gang charlie  over 8 years ago

    Not what you think ,I tend to be a neat freak…When I get around to it….

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    looks like my 3 daughters rooms back when they were growing up. I always told them that they would have kids just like them.. Now they all have kids of their own, 1 has 3 boys under 5, 1 has a 17 year old boy and a 14 year old girl, 1 has 1 son, right in the terrible 2’s. Now when they call they always say, dad, stop laughing , I get it already

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    evicted a guy who was living in one of our houses because he stopped paying rent. When we went in to clean up discovered 1 year worth of garbage that he had never gotten rid of. He stopped paying electric and we discovered very rotten food in the frig. And he smoked, my god did he smoke. About 1 pack per day, . And bags full of cig butts, everywhere. Walls and ceilings stained with smoke, and my god did it stink. Had to have the entire house repainted. 2 coats of the primer that kills odors got rid of the stink.We had 4 houses that we had been renting out, but after that experience we just put them all up for sale. No problems finding buyers back then.Which was a big reason why we were always after our kids to clean their rooms.

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    jahoody  over 8 years ago

    vacuuming is hard work…..the thing doesn’t move around by itself, you know.

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 8 years ago

    The lamps have bled over from the Gravesytes, the family’s alter egos.

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    Tarredandfeathered  over 8 years ago

    Is that a Dyson Ball on that Vacuum cleaner?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 8 years ago

    Hey, she plugged in the vacuum, didn’t she?

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    “How come I can never find a clean glass in the cabinet anymore?”

    “Because they’re all on the floor in Danae’s room, Daddy.”

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