“You bought the new girdles a size smaller! I can feel it!”.“Something maybe grew a size larger.”.“When we get home, you’re going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and a half hours!”.“I couldn’t get into the girdle in two and half hours!”
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
eye bleach, anyone?
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
I can’t un-see it.
skeeterhawk over 8 years ago
They won’t exaggerate this time about how disgusting Dad is.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
My eyes, oh my eyes!!
Stray over 8 years ago
Why is Dad wearing a thong? I don’t know, but they started out as Bermuda shorts.
phoenixnyc over 8 years ago
“You bought the new girdles a size smaller! I can feel it!”.“Something maybe grew a size larger.”.“When we get home, you’re going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and a half hours!”.“I couldn’t get into the girdle in two and half hours!”
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Welp, no more kids for the Fox family! :-)
mail2jbl over 8 years ago
YIKES! >.<
eb110americana over 8 years ago
“He…wore…an…itsy-bitsy,teeny-weenie,suit so tightit crushed his peni…”
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Either he hasn’t gotten a new swimsuit since childhood, or it ironically shrank in the wash.
Doctor11 over 8 years ago
My eyes! My eyes! They’re burning!
rgcviper over 8 years ago
Count me in on the Brain Bleach, too …
Hobbes over 6 years ago
well, I’ve been traumatized.