Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 14, 2016

Dave – a classic!!

Could be worse, could’ve mentioned the King’s affair with Wendy. And let’s not even get started with the In and Out.

Then there was the rumor about Wendy and the Farmer Boys Shaking the Shack.

So, he cried to the Colonel and had chicken for dinner.

I thought Dairy Queen was Gay?

Rumor has it, the father is Big Mac.

I read that Carl Jr is leaving the kingdom. Something about taxes……

Snerk…. Nicely done

They should all Rally’s behind the Checkers flag.

Taco Bell says to think outside the bun and the castle?

The king was Red as a Lobster, but in the end he took the Subway home and continued to rule just as if he were Little Ceasar.

…so the burger king who always ate when perplexed rang the taco bell until the colonel in kentucky brought the kentucky fried chicken through, in and out of appleby’s orchard to the white castle. the scotsman mcdonald was summoned to the white castle to eat the kentucky fried chicken with the burger king, who invited him to figure this problem out, the burger king, sitting on the cracker barrel, was finally able to deduce that jack in the box who really lived in the pizza hut was the perpetrator of this heinous crime against the burger king and his dairy queen. in reward for helping the burger king solve this perplexing problem the burger king gave one million starbucks to mcdonald who promptly hopped on his caribou and with his faithful companion perkins returned to his homeland to live in peace.the end

Five…? Let’s see, there’s Ronald, Dave, Harlan and Jack… Who else?

Send in the clown…

Maybe Jack got in the box.

In-N-Out. In-N-Out.

Dave’s best toon of 2016

Sounds like the Queen had a bad Habit.

This is not in the least bit funny. There is something terribly wrong with the cartoonist, and I feel sorry for anyone who laughed at his effort. Adultery and its consequences are serious matters, not things to try to joke about.

I read that the Dairy Queen was pregnant. The Burger King failed to wrap his whopper.