Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 07, 2016

Threw me for a moment, expected different tools. Then remembered its Arlo.

wtf?

Oink!

Look at the bright side Janis, you don’t have to cook dinner every night.

On the many occasions the strip addresses the sexual aspects of a loving relationship, juvenile locker-room comments are annoying; when the strip addresses other aspects of an adult relationship (and as you may discover when you grow up, Ralphie, ADULT relationships do have other aspects) such comments are just asinine. Next time youi’re thinking of writing something like that, stop, think about it, then step away from the keyboard and go away.

I know it’s a silly question, but why would Arlo keep the microwave and the blender in the closet instead of on he counter where he can get to them?

Because Janis (and my wife) like having a nice clean, clear counter.

Maybe it’s a toaster oven.

So now there’s not enough space in the kitchen cabinets for Arlo’s toy.s. er I mean tools. And a little while ago they were talking about down sizing.

A kitchen for a Masonic lodge I visited was the recipient for everybody’s crock pot. It seemed like a good purchase at the time, but nobody really uses them.

They’re not unused. They’re between uses. I have shelves in a utility room for my “tools.” Among them are a pressure cooker and slow cooker, as in Arlo’s closet. They come out when needed, so I have room on the counters for the more often used grain mill, mixer and sous vide cooker.

I see that you are back on your computer in your mom’s basement again. Why aren’t you in school this morning?

Mine are. I have special shelving there just for seldom used kitchen appliances.I have to. I have a very small kitchen.

I’d love to have a man who could cook.

Why is the Jupiter 2 in his cupboard in panel 2 and what function could it serve in a kitchen?

Trolls gotta eat too or they suffer long excruciating deaths.We wouldn’t want THAT now would we???

Nailed it.

All of my unused tools are downstairs in the workshop.Some are new,still unopened.Just waiting for the right project to come along.