Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 10, 2016
April 09, 2016
April 11, 2016
Transcript:
Robot League Baseball Frank: The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strikeouts. Ernie: They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact. Frank: A software patch will cut down on our errors. Ernie: And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Frank: Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Ernie: Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!
WOODNFLINT over 8 years ago
It had to happen………………..
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Now, if you could just make the game less boring.
linsonl over 8 years ago
I think I read somewhere that if a baseball game was edited down to the actual action, a game would last about twenty minutes.
sandpiper over 8 years ago
My wife likes baseball, but we don’t go to games anymore. That stopped when I asked if I could take a book with me.
ralphhenry over 8 years ago
Baseball has become like soccer. It is fun to play but boring to watch. Hope both sports add robots.
P51Strega over 8 years ago
Mad Magazine’s “Basebrawl” had a lot of silly stuff, but it also had three ideas that would fix baseball:1) Pitcher is on the batter’s team2) Batter gets one pitch, it’s a hit or an out3) Any hit leaving the playing area (in any direction) is an out.I’m sure it would require a few added tweaks but there would be action on every pitch.
dsom8 over 8 years ago
Baseball is like fishing: A bad day at the park is better than a good day in the office.
InTraining Premium Member over 8 years ago
Today… Microsoft vs Google.. DOS the starting picture for Microsoft…. ! ! !
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Andy Griffith What It Was, Was Football…
lebron over 8 years ago
Robots would be better for American football, since it is so hard on the body. Baseball, however, is a game of strategy. And those who think it boring don’t understand the psychological dual between the pitcher and the batter.