Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: You wanted to see me after class? Man: Yes, Phoebe... "Unicorns Throughout History". "Unicorns in Literature". "What I like and Don't Like About Unicorns". "Food that Looks Kind of Like Unicorns". The paper due next week is NOT allowed to be about unicorns. Phoebe: Aw, okay... But admit it, you're curious how I was going to make the Dust Bowl about unicorns. Man: Next time.
LumFan over 8 years ago
I too would like to know the connection between unicorns and the Dust Bowl.
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Unicorns and the future of the educational system.Unicorns and the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire.
doctor075 over 8 years ago
“How Unicorns Pulled The World Out Of The Great Depression.”
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
Were I a teacher who knew of the existance of unicorns (which this one does since the Shield Of Boringness doesn’t erase memories) I would only dissaprove of that last proposal.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Let her do it about unicorns. That’s pretty much all she has been exposed to.
PJA over 8 years ago
Next week’s paper: “Goblins and their Natural Enemies, in Reverse Alphabetical Order, Bypassing the Yeti.”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Unicorns and the birth of Boogie Woogie.
sjsczurek over 8 years ago
The Ten Unicorns.A Unicorn for All Seasons.The Unicorn of Oz.Gone with the Unicorns.The Towering Unicorn.A Hard Day’s Unicorn.Bridge of Unicorns.The Lord of the Unicorns.The Unicornbbit.The Hunt for Unicorn October.Unicorn Games.The Unicorn Who Would Be King.CabaUnicorn.Unicornblanca.The Maltese Unicorn.Ben Unicorn.Quo Unicorn.Unicornport..And that’s just for starters!
Aerotendo over 8 years ago
Why limit the unicorn stories to classic literature or human history? How about Unicorns in media like Star Trek? Star Wars? And I wonder what Marigold would think about My Little Pony? (probably knows a unicorn like Celestia, lol)
Monster Hesh over 8 years ago
“Unicorns and Unhealthy Obsession”“Unicorns and Lifelong Unemployment”
@AerotendoDana has some MLP (and Last Unicorn) artwork—and lots of other great stuff—at tumblr (nostrilsketches) and deviantArt (pedantia).
artybee over 8 years ago
“Tom Joad and his Magical Unicorn”
PrairieGhost over 8 years ago
I swear, sometimes I read your strip, and it’s like you have a magic mirror looking back on my childhood. This was actually the subject of a parent/teacher conference in Middle School. “Mr. and Mrs. Jacobs, your daughter is very smart and a wonderful writer, but could you help us encourage her to write about something other than unicorns with her next writing assignment?”