A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!”
whiteheron over 8 years ago
It will an eternity until it pays off.
Ubintold over 8 years ago
He’s good alright.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
Wow – he beats the Far Side saleman selling refrigerators to the Eskimos.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
I was actually possible to sell refrigerators to Eskimos. They used them to keep food from freezing.
daleandkristen over 8 years ago
I must also be in heaven because last week I was told my long term health policy went under!!!! Some salesman indeed!
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Is the premium auto-pay?
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Cowboy at the Pearly Gates!
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the crap out of all of you!”
St. Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”
“Couple of minutes ago.”
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
How is he going to pay for it?