B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 24, 2016

BBQ come before abacus for sure

Wow. I’ve always wanted to be a pinnacle.

I can count on the fingers of one hand the different original barbecue sauces in one zip code. After that, you’re on your own (and I very carefully didn’t name which zip code).

Yes, but it’s early still.

Shouldn’t that be the cute chick saying that?

I’ll have a piece of tail…

let the tailgating begin!

Blessed is the man who can do both.

Tastes like chicken……………..

What did he use for stuffing?

The fact that we have a base 10 number system instead of base 20 is evidence that we invented shoes before we invented arithmetic.

Just wait until it wakes from its nap.

Typical woman. Prefers brawn to brains.

“Humans breed like chickens that the dinos eat. Humans not chickens.”.Chickens quite often lay an egg per day.Humans? Not so much.Now BACTERIA ! Those reproduce like crazy.

Thus starting the BBQ wars!

The critter’s hams are going to need extra time in an oven.(And yes clams got ovens if the artist can’t think up something that artist likes better. ;)

Oh poor pitiful me.?Washed the stinky stew meat like my boss told me to and the beef stew was called tasty by my friends. I didn’t taste the beef stew because EWWW! But they liked it. I guess I got the stink off without the soap taste.

I wonder if dino tastes like chicken the way alligator does? ummm… Some build a time machine so we can go back & feast like its 1999.

Throw a few more logs on the fire boys, or the neck and tail are gonna burn while the belly is still cold…