Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 23, 2016

The effect is all that mtters, no matter how achieved.

It starts out hallucinogenic, then turns toxic. Stick with weed.

Talk about a contact high….

Seeing how he’s sitting on a leaf without bending it, he’s so full of hot air he must be hallucinating.

Argythree said, yesterday

Uh, you’ve picked a kind of bad name for your security company. ______________________________

My husband was once an officer for a company named Advanced Security Services. His uniform patch & patrol vehicle had the initials. He got a lot of ribbing about that.

Toad, actually. The genus bufo (toads) produce bufotonin, which is neurotoxic and causes strange effects.

All good marriages are based on a hallucinogenic relationship.

Simply charming…

I’ll take a mushroom instead, thank you!

I’ll take a mushroom instead, thank you!

Just say no!

I am reposting this from my comment yesterday,

I am behind in my comics, BUT SANDUSKY SECURITY? SERIOUSLY!!!!! I LIVE 29 MILES AWAY FROM PENN STATE UNIVERSITY AND THE SCANDAL OF JERRY SANDUSKY! BAD MOVE ON THIS ONE, DUDES, BAD MOVE!! NOT FUNNY, AT ALL!

..Same thing you’re trying to do with that cocktail..

Blanch frying her noodles….