Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 31, 2016

Ooh! The Golden Butt!(I think “The Silvery Moon” would be better, though.)

Of course, it’s an honour just to be nominated.

You know how the winners would often kiss their awards? Right on the cheek would seem appropriate in this case.

I’d rather be nominated for the Darwin Awards…

I see they made a statue for T(rump)

They should combine this one with the Fickle Finger of Fate award.

Is there an award for using the comics comment section for the same purpose? Innocuous comic: goldfish in bowl.

Comment1: waiting for that free food handout, Lie-beral!

Comment2: typical Rethuglican, living in its glass bowl.

Vanessa Redgrave!

Acceptance speeches longer than 15 seconds for the most part are annoying.

The only award I want is a good safety net.

Academy of self gratification.

While the orchestra plays “Londonderry Air.”

Reboot of an old quote: “Man is a political agenda animal”……

moonies?

Or you could be like Kanye West and accept on behalf of someone who didn’t win!!! That brought down the house for sure to Taylor Swift’s eternal mortification

they’re awful to watch “self ingratiating” but so are the movies they try to honor. I have no desire to see any of the films for like the last 30 yrs!

What are we talking about? Awards? What awards?

For Congress, the golden head would be inside the golden butt.