New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 16, 2016

Hey, you might have refugees from California who want organic avocado with everything.

And don’t forget to add bacon!

As a loyal American, I would be offended at that if it wasn’t so damned true.

I think the most appalling deep-fried thing that I ever heard of was butter. A stick of butter on a stick, battered, deep-fried. Just the photos of people eating it was enough to cause my arteries to harden.

we are nation of fatties. we rather press x on the controller than run. we eat so much processed, salty, sugary, fatty foods that our health insurance is always high. Even our military says our young people are too fat, and not educated to be eligible for military readiness. we rather see other people drive cars in a circle making a left turn, than ourselves driving.

Sorry Vic, but deep-fried-everything eating racist, xenophobic, sexist Rednecks are Drumpf’s core constituency; you are preparing for those who will not be coming for dinner.Besides, if they did, they’d likely beat up Edward for being a “pussy,” put an old Camaro up on blocks in front of Windsor Castle, and make fun of the whole nation’s speech because Drumpf “has the best words.”

Said the country that gave us fish and chips… and batter-dipped, deep-fried candy bars.

@T Smith. Yeah you are right. She should be preparing for a large batch of free-loading, shiftless, lazy, drug-dealing, ill-mannered, thugs who are only concerned with what they are “entitled” to and what they can get at the expense of the hardworking middle class. Others can be just as insulting as you dimwit.

First boatload, after yesterday’s primaries, from Florida

Florida Rubio supporters being stopped by the Rump Border Patrol & Golf Course Navy

Nice to know she is making plans to take care of us!!

We’ll just take some bubble and squeak, thank you.

Dibs on the deep-fried ice cubes!

Err… Am I the only one here who’s ever been to Scotland?