Top of backboard is in play, but if it touches any of the supports, it’s out of bounds. My guess is it will hit a beam or wire, then go through the basket but not count.
Next year the NBA will have a tunk contest at the All-Star game in which players will stand at the opposite foul line and fling the ball with one hand at the far basket.
It bounces up to the roof and comes down directly on top of Lisle Ishee’s head, compressing all the vertebrae in her neck and upper spine. Maxwell Bacon offers her an aspirin.
I have a dream….Kenzies “tunk” drops in for the win, and in celebration her teammates carry her on their shoulders than “thud”… Her head is slamed into the top of the door frame, knocking her unconcious only to awaken in Kansas surrounded by a pack of dwarfs trying to figure what the #%+^< just happened!Keri & Jaymie
In all reality, the ball hits the gym’s cross beam with such force it dislodges it causing the roof to collapse trapping the fans. Suddenly a fan gives the beam a mighty heave and one shouts there’s a light up above and forty fans scam be from a would be grave and now there’s no one left to save Big John, Big John Pascoe.
In all reality , there’s more, Downtown Kenny Brown makes it happen along with Kenzie and save Big John Pascoe . Meanwhile , Boo throws a no hitter in the softball openner however she hits 7 batters but gets the win for Milford
Well, it looks like that throw has cracked the glass. The ball bounces off the catwalk and swishes through the basket as it’s crashing to the floor. Next week, baseball and softball.
And of course, the players who are actually standing on the court are wondering just WTF Menzie is doing shooting the ball from the sideline. Parkland wins!
The arc and carom of the ball doesn’t add up physic-ally speaking. Peacocks, tat slaps, bow ties, retired wrestling heels, giant toddlers and long drives to Hawaii. Kevin Garnett said anything is possible.
Yes, it drops in for the win. After the game, our favorite reporter asks K where she learned to shoot like that. Her response:a) The NRAb) Kenny Brown. (Resulting in another awkward situation for Max when she tries to explain: Hey, things happen.)
I wonder if the person with the “strongest arm in the building” is going to hang around for softball season or if her mysterious injury has healed enough to return her to the rugby pitch.
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
BikeMike over 8 years ago
Who would have tunk it!Looks like a winner.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
Top of backboard is in play, but if it touches any of the supports, it’s out of bounds. My guess is it will hit a beam or wire, then go through the basket but not count.
chiphilton over 8 years ago
Next year the NBA will have a tunk contest at the All-Star game in which players will stand at the opposite foul line and fling the ball with one hand at the far basket.
kdizzle over 8 years ago
If it bounces high enough it just might hit my level of disbelief.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
It bounces up to the roof and comes down directly on top of Lisle Ishee’s head, compressing all the vertebrae in her neck and upper spine. Maxwell Bacon offers her an aspirin.
bitsy twill over 8 years ago
Apparently “tunk” is the sound heard when one breaks the laws of physics.
Lukebunkin over 8 years ago
I have a dream….Kenzies “tunk” drops in for the win, and in celebration her teammates carry her on their shoulders than “thud”… Her head is slamed into the top of the door frame, knocking her unconcious only to awaken in Kansas surrounded by a pack of dwarfs trying to figure what the #%+^< just happened!Keri & Jaymie
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality, the ball hits the gym’s cross beam with such force it dislodges it causing the roof to collapse trapping the fans. Suddenly a fan gives the beam a mighty heave and one shouts there’s a light up above and forty fans scam be from a would be grave and now there’s no one left to save Big John, Big John Pascoe.
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality , there’s more, Downtown Kenny Brown makes it happen along with Kenzie and save Big John Pascoe . Meanwhile , Boo throws a no hitter in the softball openner however she hits 7 batters but gets the win for Milford
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
Tunk is the king of Lem in Alley Oop.
Well, it looks like that throw has cracked the glass. The ball bounces off the catwalk and swishes through the basket as it’s crashing to the floor. Next week, baseball and softball.
And of course, the players who are actually standing on the court are wondering just WTF Menzie is doing shooting the ball from the sideline. Parkland wins!
TheBrownStarfish over 8 years ago
Oh, and congrats tcar-1. Now you can dedicate your life to your real job, commenting on Gil Thorp.
doublepaw over 8 years ago
Top of the backboard is not in play, ball goes to other team, and no points awarded if it goes in the hoop.
dadscool over 8 years ago
The writers are cruel doing this on a Saturday. I won’t be able to sleep for 48 hours….
bearwku82 over 8 years ago
The arc and carom of the ball doesn’t add up physic-ally speaking. Peacocks, tat slaps, bow ties, retired wrestling heels, giant toddlers and long drives to Hawaii. Kevin Garnett said anything is possible.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Yes, it drops in for the win. After the game, our favorite reporter asks K where she learned to shoot like that. Her response:a) The NRAb) Kenny Brown. (Resulting in another awkward situation for Max when she tries to explain: Hey, things happen.)
twainreader over 8 years ago
I say “in all reality”, who cares about “in” play? Think about the other players on the floor. What about four play?
Mr Reality over 8 years ago
In all reality, when do the play downs start if Milford wins and are they eliminated if they lose ? Not that I care either way .
bitsy twill over 8 years ago
I wonder if the person with the “strongest arm in the building” is going to hang around for softball season or if her mysterious injury has healed enough to return her to the rugby pitch.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
twainreader over 8 years ago
Children, children, children. You all forget that Max has taught her how to shoot and Max is friends with Tru. Tru isn’t only a quarterback, he’s a pitcher. Pitchers put all kinds of spins on their throws. Ken Brown, meanwhile, has magical powers to make things happen (sort of a poor man’s David Blaine) and is somewhere in the stands. It seems you’re all over reacting to what, in Milford, is not only normal but expected. I’m sure it will hit the rim and bounce through all the panels up to P-3 where it will start to roll around until Tuesday. It’s not like we haven’t seen cheerleaders doing gymnastic vaults to score winning touchdowns on the last play of the game, as the gun goes off. Speaking of guns going off..please no suicides no matter “how the ball bounces”.
sse6385 over 8 years ago
kdizzle, I did laugh out loud at that one.