Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 29, 2016

Let the title of the book cue the plane puns.

I know I complained about Feeb’s obsession, but she’s managed to describe this development in the worst possible terms.

You do realize that if you stop believing in her, she will cease to exist?

I had suspected that this week would be about bullying. Nice to be wrong about that.

It looks like Phoebe is letting what Dakota said get through her head. Poor Marigold, too use to attention to tolerate this. Let’s hope this doesn’t spoil their friendship.

How “speciesistic” of her!I had hoped, Phoebe would think of Marigold more as “my best friend” than as “a unicorn”.If someone accused me of being obsessed with black or white people just because my best friend happened to be black or white, I would reply something on the lines of: “P*ss off, you racist!”

Herbert W Armstrong. They put out pamphlets also.

You can’t handle the plane truth!

And you listened to Dakota.

The callousness! Moss stains white!

The green background will bring out the pearlescent in your white coat.

Let’s hope Phoebe never changes her name to “Jackie Paper.”

I see.

PHOEBE!! Marigold is not just “an interest”! Is she not your best friend??!? SHAME!!!

Sounds like Marigold needs to summon a fainting couch.

Grow wings and become an alicorn. That’ll solve both your problems.

i think i swooned indignantly on that patch of moss years later…

after learning the scientifical truth