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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2016
Transcript:
Kate: Where am I? What happened to me? Woman: Not where, my dear, when...14. You couldn't wait to be a teenager...how does it feel? Kate: Um...awkward. Woman: Like being too old for trick-or-treating, but not old enough for real life? Kate: Yeah. I feel sad and happy...shy and bold, all at the same time...and...and...boys... Woman: That's the hormones boilin'. Kate: Ok...I don't think I like it here very much... Woman: Then we better keep moving. Caption: To be movingly continued!
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
She thinks itâs confusing now (14)? Wait until 54, That will make her menoPAUSE.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
And she still needs to find out that work is as bad as school; plus you donât get recess or summer vacation.
Space_cat almost 9 years ago
Unless you work for the school, then you get every holiday, break, and yes, snow day off and paid.Summers arenât paid though, and you get to see teenagers havenât changed much in 36 years. Just the age when they expose themselves to porn and drugs.Yesterday, I heard the âN-wordâ 814 times!This was out of the mouths of your children not the awful music they listen to.That I could do withoutâŠ
chain gang charlie almost 9 years ago
Iâm 72 and cant forget her at 14âŠYou never get over itâŠJust enjoy the memoriesâŠ
Differentname almost 9 years ago
I remember a similarly themed underground comic from the 1970âs/80âs. Heroine was named âPolly Morpheusâ or something similarâŠ
dkendraf almost 9 years ago
And of course, there are the days when I wonder why I wanted to be an adult so da** bad!
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
These are the good old days.
Dr_Zinj almost 9 years ago
I prefer 25.Youâre basically at your most fit.Youâve completed most or all of your formal schooling.Youâve finally learned that you donât know it all.And you should be earning a decent wage.
MS72 almost 9 years ago
OMG, iâm 64.
usafmsgt almost 9 years ago
âthose were the days my friend, we thought theyâd never endâ
SkyFisher almost 9 years ago
Something is wrongâŠ.She lost her pupils.
greenearthman almost 9 years ago
I love Danae, of course. But Kate is much closer to my taste in people. I sure hope Wiley does this well! Can not wait. lol!
Old Texan75 almost 9 years ago
Iâm 76. I grew up in rural Arkansas and Texas. I had a lot of the good olâ days. I wouldnât go back even if I could.Cars that lasted only 50,000 miles and worn out.Water from wells and cisterns that was often contaminated.Food contaminated and adulterated with god knows what.Children as young as 4 years old working. Adult men could marry 10 year old girls. One southern state finally removed that law in 1960,Women couldnât enter into a legal contract in most states. Telephone service was pay phones and party lines.No government social services. I knew a man who starved to death. No medical care if you didnât have money or insurance.I worked with a young man whose baby died in his Motherâs arms while they were driving from hospital to hospital. They didnât have insurance and no money.Schools went from the September 1 to May 31. We got out of school for Thanksgiving 2 days. Christmas from half day on Christmas eve to January 2, Easter 2 days and that was it. I could write a book instead of this rant.
herdleader53 almost 9 years ago
@Dr_Zin. Thereâs a Charlie Daniels song which goes: âIf I could have just one wish, Iâd like another try at 25, or was it 26?â
Dani Rice almost 9 years ago
Iâd start over at 34 â thatâs how old I was when Hubby and I got married. He still treats me as if I am 34, and Iâm twice that and then some.
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Like Kate, very hard to know what to say. A glimpse into the day after tomorrow is a lot for even her to grasp. Who is this guy anyway? So will havta wait until . . .
OPQRSTV98 almost 9 years ago
Each following 10 year period gets shorter and shorter.
Lamberger almost 9 years ago
13 is that yo-yo age for girls. When they are wildly oscillating between the ages of 10 and 20. Scary times for a dad.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
white heron, yup. Reminds me of the Rogert Hunter lineâŠâHeard Joe Farmer say, âscuse me please,Those were the days, but so are theseâŠââŠ.People forget that, sometimesâŠâŠâŠâŠJust and Peaceful,âŠ.Thatâs true, and it hitâs the new teachers the hardestâŠ.. Miserable pay for the first few years, and out of that, you have to pay for a Masterâs Degree, because youâll never make any money without it. But youâll usually do it by going into debt up to your earsâŠAfter ten or fifteen years, though, if you keep taking classesâŠItâs still a lot more work than youâd think, but at least you finally have some money to spendâŠ.Youâve paid off your student loan, up higher on the pay scaleâŠTaking vacations, going out to dinnerâŠ..and then âŠOops babies!âŠ. Look, there are a lot worse jobs than teaching, but there are none more difficult⊠I come from a family of teachersâŠ(Itâs a disease that runs in a family, I think..)âŠ.They always told me, Youâll never get rich, but youâll do OK. And youâll have the comfort of knowing you did your part, you tried to improve societyâŠâŠ You jumped in the arena and fought on the side of knowledge, insight and enlightenment⊠And you can honestly say you didnât do it for the moneyâŠ.
hippogriff almost 9 years ago
A_Dream4u Snow days are made up at what otherwise would be summer vacation and generally when teachersâ mandatory courses are registering at the nearest teachers college â which they must pay for. Some cushy job, slacker!
AwesomeAud almost 9 years ago
I bet the old lady is Kate at 74!
Linguist almost 9 years ago
Age is simply mind over matterâŠ. If you donât mind, it doesnât matter !
annette143NotMe almost 9 years ago
here in northern Calif. (for me) the 50s was like Leave it to Beaver with a little Ozzie and Harriet mixed in. I would not want to be a kid here now!
3pibgorn9 almost 9 years ago
Damn skinny for fourteen. She bulimic or something?
meowlin almost 9 years ago
Anybody else getting the feeling that the old woman is also a future Kate?
annette143NotMe almost 9 years ago
:D sounds like you still have a mind and a sense of humor too ;)
944tim almost 9 years ago
so when does she run into her sister (duck!)
pbarnrob almost 9 years ago
You sound a lot like a scientist; always nibbling away at the bleeding edges of The Known Universe. Every question asked (with Feynmanâs Faith; careful questions Will get Honest Answers from the Universe), the answer will lead you to even more questions! But thatâs how we get a little larger lighted area into the Big Dark.