Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 22, 2016

“I hope washing your hands wasn’t too surreal for you.”

I don’t even want to know how badly clogged the toilet was after that paradigm shift.

Sounds like a politician.

In this case, should the F in “paradigm shift” be silent?

“Hey, who invited the pig?”

Nice! I can tell the other attendees are impressed.

Ok, I’m using that line at the next party.

I knew a theology student at Emory University who would excuse himself to the bathroom with, “I need to affirm my finitude.”

Funniest comic in a long time!

They’re taking the Pig Party concept too literally.

Thanks for letting everyone know you are “OK” Pig after your “Paradigm Shift”…………….did you remember to use the air sanitizer ?

The most important thing is to derive the intended outcome in the proper medium and get something on paper. You have to be sure that the input satisfies the requirements of supporting the process by which the intended outcome is achieved.Not all facts are usable in support of the body of work.

reminds me of the K mart ad from a while back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsqABAQLjs

@Pig.♫♪♪Every party has a pooper,That’s why we invited you.Party pooper, party pooper..for those that don’t know the song:Party Pooper Song

For “Swine” fans, go to page 211 in the “Lions and Tigers and Crocs, Oh My!” book. Rat is running for president in 2004. Apparently Stephan Pastis can predict the future.

That was actually very accurate use of academic jargon there, Pig

I need to remember this for future use

Context, Pig, context!

I hate when I have to paradigm shift at someone’s party.

Seems like rat’s stuck in the late 90s…

Don’t PUSH your luck, Pig!

xxx

Hmmmm wow so weird these new strips are.

Poll: Who had to google “paradigm shift”?