Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2016

Talk about passive-aggressive.

Or was STP supposed to explain the black stains?

Well, that ensures the possibility of no more kids.

More like Pastis-aggressive…

I just learned, from a book I was reading, that in France, “pastis” is an anise flavored spirit, fairly strong.Yes, I know that Stephan Pastis is of Greek descent, not French, and no, I’m not making a point. Although if Pastis gets hammered on pastis he’d better not start dancing around in his underwear now.

The D needs that extra line, Pig (no, not to make Ð).

Believe it or not, I saw this one coming from the first panel!

@ TEMPLO S.U.D. Or b.

Maybe Stephen is into motor oil? Or the Stone Temple Pilots?Or he likes that Sublime song? Or a stand-to-pee device?

Always be careful of what your children’s initials will spell.

That’s a pig in your poke, Stephan.That’s o.k., Cartoon Boy, your tighty whities, by any other initials, would smell…just the same.

Just try to squeeze in a little “U”….“STuD.”

We now know that Cartoon-Boy wears tighty-whities. But do we know his name or do we think he has a Social Disease?Maybe he should have started Pig on a simpler task, one that didn’t involve literacy….

Stephan you should of hired one of the Crocs :-{)

Some readers might think STP should stand for STOP THE PUNS

Was anyone else waiting for a physics punchline? (STP means standard temperature and pressure, i.e. 1 atmosphere and 0 degrees Celsius)

Do you honestly think any “ladies” are going to see his underwear?

I thought he was going with Scientifically Treated Petroleum

Super Turgid

By amazing coincidence, the topic of my freshman health class yesterday was STDs. Great timing, Pastis.

obviously Stephen didn’t see what Pig did yesterday

It won’t look very neat (or should I say tidy [whities]), but Pig can just add a tail to the D to make a P, of sorts.

Pig should stich T.G.I.F. on Stephan’s socks.

Toes Go In First

just add a line to change D into P

Hey — those are initials! My forenames too … what’s going on here?

Trade them with Samuel Terrence Duval

He can tell people he’s a Super Terrific Dude.:Anyone else remember that strip?

This was my first big laugh of the day and it’s 7:08pm.xxx

STP Oil treatment wouldn’t be too flattering on the underpants either.

Well, would he rather have “P” in his underwear?