Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 2016

Okay, somebody get Flo her meds.

Flo has a point….If you have to tell somebody you think…..

If you’ve been following this campaign, you’d know that, with some candidates, thinking is optional.

cessna, especially if they have green eyes….Been there, I feel your beautiful pain and confusion…you are correct sir….You can’t live without ‘em, but you can’t let ’em kill ya either…..

Oh, those silly Maine-iacs.

ignorance is bliss

No such thing as ‘too quiet’ during an election cycle. Some can’t be quiet enough.

If you don’t agree with me, shut up. If you do agree with me, preach on.

I believe it was a.a. milne who wrote “Did you ever stop to think, and then forgot to start again”.

Dr_Zinj, other direction, huh? Well, yeah, I’m beginning to think, and I mean this in the best of ways, that maybe Wiley may not fit into a strict definition of normal…Gotta love him tho….

palos, thanks for that line…I’m stealing it…Bruno, you’re funny is what I thi…..Spaloosh!..

But, shouldn’t it be “Therefore I swam”?…It’s OK, I’ll give you an assist on that one…

Sensitive? Flo has not had her coffee.

Linguist.I’ll see your moron, and raise you a pompous ass.

I guess Flo never heard the philosophical quote " I think; therefore I am". Maybe she doesn’t think; therefore she isn’t!!!

We all have to ability to choose…..

I wonder what would happen if I said the word wonder, after all it is form of thin…AAAAAaaaaaa………………………..Spaloosh

Can Flo please, Please, PLEASE open a branch of her diner here? Franchise it nationwide? It might be a big success, I susp… AAAAHHHH…Sploosh, right off the Santa Monica Pier!

Scene: Job interview, 4 interviewers on one side of conference table, 1 candidate on other.

Interviewer 1: So, what’s your greatest weakness?Candidate: I think it’s that I always tell the truth.Interviewer 4: Well, I don’t think that’s a weakness.Candidate: I don’t give a xxxx what you think.