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Woman: I'm pretty sure snipping man-buns isn't covered as a religious right, Bert.
Caption: Bert's quest to find the meaning of "Make America Great Again" continues.
Lots of things areâŠ..Donât be surprised at what some religions lop offâŠ..The bible says you should be kind to your slavesâŠâŠHow ya gonna get any work out of them that way?âŠ.
This may sound like an opinion, but it seems to me that the people who claim America isnât great âanymoreâ are the same people who are muckinâ things up.
Do YOU want to make America âgreatâ again? Put your money where your mouth is. Start buying American owned and American built products. Start by replacing the cars in your garage with a Ford or GM.
Iâll never forget a parade where they had coalition of local businesses advocating âbuy and shop locallyâ. They had two convertibles in the parade: A BMW and Mercedes.
If âtheyâ move the factory to China or Mexico, stop buying their stuff. Start asking âWhere is it made?â and âWho owns this company?â. If your neighbor just lost their job because âtheyâ shut it down, chances are youâre going to be next.
(And FTR, Iâm a dyed-in-the-wool democrat from Michigan)
There is nothing more stupid looking than a bald man with a pony tail (yes, I know weâre talking man-buns here but this is close enough to one of my pet peeves that Iâm making the segue),
Of course, if YOU are a bald man with a pony tail Iâm not talking about you, just all the other stupid looking bald men with pony tails.
If factories moved back to the US, prices would not need to quadruple. Unless the corporations wanted to make extra profit and used that as the excuse. If more people had decent paying jobs, theyâd spend more. See Puerto Rico; they gave the 1% all the tax breaks they wanted, and it wound up creating 1/10th the jobs they were promised.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
Lots of things areâŠ..Donât be surprised at what some religions lop offâŠ..The bible says you should be kind to your slavesâŠâŠHow ya gonna get any work out of them that way?âŠ.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
No, no, no, He didnât hear the man in the golden helmet correctlyâŠâMake America Hate Againâ is what I hear âŠ.
Wilde Bill almost 9 years ago
Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.
Varnes almost 9 years ago
This may sound like an opinion, but it seems to me that the people who claim America isnât great âanymoreâ are the same people who are muckinâ things up.
Bilan almost 9 years ago
Cutting off man-buns isnât the answer.You need to get to the root of the problem.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I do kinda wonder about the man-bun originsâŠâHey, maybe I should do my hair like my great-aunt Gladys.â
nosirrom almost 9 years ago
Remember when man buns were lower?
Prey almost 9 years ago
America has always been just America while Britain is officially Great.
Its just me almost 9 years ago
Iâve given up on all politics everywhere. Working on the principle that is the only way to stay sane.
sarah413 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
As a folliclely challenged person, I heartily approve his message.
goblue86 almost 9 years ago
Do YOU want to make America âgreatâ again? Put your money where your mouth is. Start buying American owned and American built products. Start by replacing the cars in your garage with a Ford or GM.
Iâll never forget a parade where they had coalition of local businesses advocating âbuy and shop locallyâ. They had two convertibles in the parade: A BMW and Mercedes.
If âtheyâ move the factory to China or Mexico, stop buying their stuff. Start asking âWhere is it made?â and âWho owns this company?â. If your neighbor just lost their job because âtheyâ shut it down, chances are youâre going to be next.
(And FTR, Iâm a dyed-in-the-wool democrat from Michigan)
Beleck3 almost 9 years ago
man âbunsâ? what, where did that come from?
Beleck3 almost 9 years ago
my religion allows me to do whatever I want to everyone else, why else would there even be religious ârights.â my version rules!!!
whiteheron almost 9 years ago
Let us prey.
e.groves almost 9 years ago
Itâs been a while since Iâve seen a âMan-bunâ.
Diat60 almost 9 years ago
Actually, when I saw the wife mentioning âman-bunsâ I was sure a quite different part of the anatomy was meant!
Retired Dude almost 9 years ago
There is nothing more stupid looking than a bald man with a pony tail (yes, I know weâre talking man-buns here but this is close enough to one of my pet peeves that Iâm making the segue),
Of course, if YOU are a bald man with a pony tail Iâm not talking about you, just all the other stupid looking bald men with pony tails.
Al Nala almost 9 years ago
My kind of man bun is a humongous cinnamon roll.
simsku almost 9 years ago
Getting rid of manbuns is a religion/political system I could get behind.
magicwalnut almost 9 years ago
Oooh! THATâs what a man-bun is! I was searching a little lower down, and wondering why it wasnât âman-bunsâ.
dabugger almost 9 years ago
Really, it is Grate, things are already great.
dflak almost 9 years ago
There is a legal definition for Made in America. I donât know what percentage has to be actually manufactured here to bear that label.
Factories will return to America. Robots are cheaper than coolies.
euthuno almost 9 years ago
Itâs not a religious right â unless you want to kill infidels⊠but it IS a Civic Right â and the right thing to do! LOL
KEA almost 9 years ago
Amurrica⊠where religious freedom means imposing your beliefs on others âcuz youâre right and theyâre heretics
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
If factories moved back to the US, prices would not need to quadruple. Unless the corporations wanted to make extra profit and used that as the excuse. If more people had decent paying jobs, theyâd spend more. See Puerto Rico; they gave the 1% all the tax breaks they wanted, and it wound up creating 1/10th the jobs they were promised.
BeBadenov Premium Member almost 9 years ago
âHelp, help, Iâm beinâ oppressed!â â Monty Python
Spade Jr. almost 9 years ago
Man Buns: the most idiotic, sissy style to come along since the Middle Ages. Or isnât that where they made their start, since there were no barbers?
IQTech61 almost 9 years ago
Snipping a man bun is assault. Pure and simple.
flower among weeds about 5 years ago
Keep snipping Bert. Just keep snipping.