Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2016

I would’ve also asked for fries.

Where’s Larry’s sandwich? In the fridge, waiting for Larry to get off his fat, lazy bottom and make it.

If brains were money, Larry would really be a po’ boy.:At the very least, he’s no hero.

Crusin’ for a brusin’ Larry.

Reminds me of Calvin writing a heart-felt poem in his Mother’s Day card. It ended asking her to make him breakfast.

“First, Mr Bread-winner, you need to go hunt down something to put in a sandwich. A little Zebra would be nice. Do you think you could bring home a zebra?”

He could always eat the beaver clinging desperately to her head.

A case of Croc logic or lack there of :-{)

Counter productive? OH, so Larry sandwich on counter!

fresh out of ZEEEBRA meat

Larry’s writing is so much better than his speech. Maybe he stole that text somewhere?

Should have used sudo.

There won’t be a sandwich for Larry, because there’s no “zeeba” meat to go between the bread

sudo make me a sandwich

And just how is Larry going to eat that sandwich with those short arms of his?

Larry is kinky…he wants to be in a sandwich?

Crocs!!!!!!!!! More please!!!!!

Of all times this is when Larry does not do crocspeak and write “sandwich” instead of “sammich”?

It’s supposed to be ‘sammich’

“A book of verses beneath the bough,A jug of wine, a loaf of bread,Some ham and maybe a couple slices of swiss cheese, hold the mayo.”

What a sweet talker, you old Romeo.

more crocs, more crocs, more crocs.

It’ll be in your face in a minute, Larry.

So technically you’ll still be eating it, I think.

xxx

Such a romantic

Actually, Larry’s card cover page was working pretty well. It’s just that he couldn’t resist adding that inside page. Patty might just make a “Larry sandwich” now, but first she’ll have to slice up some Larry….

The crocs are the best.

Eat your stupid card! Unless your wife has stuffed it somewhere else.