Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 22, 2021

Same words said by Silvio Berlusconi some years ago before one of his many trials .

“Mental perverts” made the judge look bad. “Communists” made Opus look like a coward.

Another trumpist? Not you too Opus!

“That went well. Do you think that went well?”

I can’t disagree

Oops… too late for a presidential pardon.

Open mouth and insert foot . Too late for " let’s go " I think ?

Lawyers : At what point did you realize your client threw themselves under the bus?

Lawyers can smoke in court?

Thank you, Mr. Opus, for bringing your own rope!

Good thing Opus didn’t have an olive loaf handy…

Not just a “pervert”, but a MENTAL PERVERT! ;’)

Here’s a joke for people who like Wayne Bloom better than Mike Enos: SO… these 2 Germans go into a mustard store with their Thomas English muffin man and ask for something better than mustard to go on their cinnamon raisin rounds. Kevin the Pollack replies " Here in squad 33, we know everything is not better with blue bonnet on it, thus if you want your muffin to be the best that it can be, buy a honey well or a butter manufacturer such as a cow with no name."

Well, he’s not wrong

Well, not too much has changed, eh?

Exactly, perfectly said !

And the Titanic sinks once again…

He’s right.

Not saying you’re wrong about all that in your rant (nor that you’re right), Opus, but your timing and sense of location could not be worse! Why not just fire Steve and save having to pay his fees out of your meager prison earnings over the next several decades?

Not helpful…