Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 08, 2021

Oliver’s new hero must be John Aristotle Phillips!

I still wonder how he got it out of his bedroom.

A nuclear groopie?

Is she more enamored of the bomb or the delivery vehicle?

This kind of love is mythical… he’s anything but typical…

This is how wars still happen.

Everything, EVERYTHING boils down to sex.

If being a warmonger and a mass-murderer makes you sexy, and the human race has to pay the price, then so be it.

I’ve long thought that if women weren’t crazy, the species would fail to reproduce itself, and that if men weren’t crazy we wouldn’t have nuclear bombs. I may now have to rethink that…

Yes, this would explain a lot and not in a good way.

She wouldn’t happen to be the same kid who told Milo she wanted to be a bimbo, would she?

Oliver has finally found the hidden truth.

“Ooo, the earth moved! No, really, it moved, make it stop!”

Instead of comic-strip hearts fluttering around her head, she should have little mushroom clouds.

I think that a lot of IBM’ers got their start with group love.

Yeah, I hear that Oppenheimer was a real chick magnet!

Nuclear bombs – you can’t build just one!

Dr. Strangelove, I presume?

During the cold war,a man portable H-bomb was developed. A two team was to be dropped behind enemy line to disrupt lines of communications, resupply,troop redeployment and etc. They were called "green soldier teams because after carrying one of these devices on your back for a while, your little soldiers would started to glow green. This was of course a joke. You would die from radiation poisoning lone before your testicles actually start glowing.

Building nuclear devices has its fringe benefits, Oliver! Cheers, my man!