Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 07, 2022

With pineapple and ham.

I’d hate to have him as my lawyer.

The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? A rooster clucks defiance…

How oh how did Steve Dallas ever get a law degree.

Actually, Bill already looks like he was in the chair

“Anti-state activities” sounds so totalitarian.

With a lawyer like Steve, you don’t need a hanging judge. The prosecutor is apoplectic with joy.

Go get a pizza? This gives a whole new meaning to “order in the court”.

Sounds like some of the shit I heard about in my 31 years as a court officer!

At least Bill has a road to appeal.

I think that it’s also called malpractice

So what? He’s been electrocuted before. The worst the chair would do to ol’ Bill is straighten his hair for a minute or two.

Poor Opus! Steve is more concerned with “Good Old Boys” networking than with his client. It’s “seize the moment” for Steve-o….