Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for March 26, 2022

Lizzy Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty wacks.

I wonder if Mrs. Wacker is related to Lizzie Borden ?

Serves him right!

Order a few truckloads of firewood to keep her busy.

I read, many years ago, where a lawyer got his client off for murder and hired her as a nanny. She killed his kid.

I love the look on her face – reminds me of my former MIL.

A ruling a judge ought to make more often.

One of my favorites!

Oh yeah. Dallas’ mom will get by just great with our resident axe murderer.

Well, if you’re looking for a way to get rid of somebody…. Sometimes, life just hands you the script.

Looks like Steve-o is gonna get it in the end…

Whackity-whack!

I think that might be cruel and unusual confinement.

we need more judges like this one.

Cue the orchestral shrieks from “Psycho”.

Ax Murderer, meet my mom. I’ll be back in a few days.

All he has to do is invite his mom to stay over for the duration. Between her and an axe murderer…hands down mom wins.

Judges are supposed to be impartial

“Mrs. Whacker took her axe and gave Steve Dallas forty whacks! When she saw what she had done, she gave the penguin forty-one!"

Relax, kids. It was just one of Steve-o’s alcoholic nightmares….

Like the old Toyota commercial commercial: “YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU GOT IT!”