Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for September 08, 2022

… and whatever else the person married to Lola Granola does during the day and night.

Ugh. Herring vomit. The mere thought makes me wanna do the same — and I don’t eat herring!!

Opus should let the air out of Bart’s F-20 tires.

“and we are married”

Opus, don’t forget about that deadly encounter you and I had today with that doodle bug.

Opus could have said that he thanks his lucky stars that he isn’t a lying braggart and an @sshole.

Frankly, I’d rather listen to Opus.

It’s a contest and Opus won.

Methinks Bart is full of what makes the dandelions grow.

What it makes you do… now seems a good time to do it.

Tell him about your experience with the Rooskies, Opus!

Sounds like Bart landed on the highway to the danger zone.

GaleWe always have it with Caesar salad I’ve never thrown it up, but I think penguins do it to feed the kid’s Has Opus got kids?

So, handsome Bart, the (maybe) Test Pilot, exaggerates some, eh? Opus, on the other hand, may tell the truth. But neither one helps his cause with his message (Bart is too over the top, Opus is kinda icky-stinky)….

F-20 Tigershark: https://tinyurl.com/2kuhao7z

Someone should call Bart out for claiming to test a jet for the Navy that never actually got INTO the hands of the Navy. Or, for that matter, claiming to survive the testing. What a wanker.